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4 Fred Claus posters

I’m not a fan of Christmas movies. ELF? Shit. THE SANTA CLAUSE? Garbage. CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS? Unwatchable, I’m assuming). Maybe it’s because these movies are mere attempts at cashing in during the holiday season or maybe it’s because they...
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Gone Baby Gone trailer

Since I’m at work right now and my computer don’t got no sound capabilities, I wasn’t able to watch the trailer for Ben Affleck’s directorial debut GONE BABY GONE with the luxury of voice and music, and I still dug...
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Hoffman gets Personal

Dustin Hoffman must be having trouble finding work as an actor, because he’s decided to write, direct, produce, and star in a film called PERSONAL INJURIES, based on the book by Scott Turow. The book follows a personal-injury lawyer, otherwise...
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Lust, Caution poster & trailer

You wouldn’t expect Ang Lee to follow up the groundbreaking success he had with BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN with a Chinese-language espionage thriller, but since when have his choices been predicatble? He went from CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON to HULK to BROKEBACK,...
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A Christmas Carrey?

Phew! I’ve been scouring the internet for anything to write about and I’ve finally found it. And movie fans, it’s time to get excited. Bob Hoskins recently spoke to Empire Magazine about an upcoming Robert Zemeckis film and had this...
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Sex and the City the movie!

About a year ago I watched all six seasons of SEX AND THE CITY in approximately one month, while at work. I’m not going to reveal what I do in order to maintain an air of mystery, but let’s just...
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New Invasion poster

THE INVASION isn’t getting nearly as much promotion as some of the other summer films out there, or even as much as some of the films coming out next summer, and that’s a shame of sorts, because ever since my...
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Bay doubles up

It gives me great pleasure to say that this might be my very last TRANSFORMERS related article…for a week, until talk of the sequel begins. I haven’t seen the movie yet, but you can be sure that when I do...
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Chim-Chim gets beat

Looks like there’s trouble on the SPEED RACER set, and it isn’t because Emile Hirsch is coming to set high on designer Shabu everyday. The trouble has to do with the chimpanzee who’s playing Chim-chim, and claims that he’s been...
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Mos Def is Zero

If there are any hip-hop fans out there, you’ll know that Mos Def is one of the coolest cats out there. Dude is smooth like sandpaper on the mic. If films are more you’re bag, and you leave hip-hop for...
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