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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Freaky Humanimals pics!

Read for some good old fashioned nightmare fuel? We landed some exclusive pics from the horror-fable HUMANIMAL, and boy are they disturbing. Like, not sleep for a few days and look under my bed for half-man, half-turtle creatures disturbing. (Although...
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1st Killer Inside pics

It’s been a long while since we’ve heard about any movement on THE KILLER INSIDE ME, the Michael Winterbottom-directed thriller starring Casey Affleck, Kate Hudson, Simon Baker, Jessica Alba, Elias Koteas, Ned Beatty, and Bill Pullman (yeah!). At long last,...
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Host 2 test image

TWITCH got their hands on the first CG test shot for THE HOST 2, the prequel to Bong Joon-ho’s terrific 2006 film that we’ve been eagerly awaiting for years now. It’s not an actual still from the movie, mind you,...
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Red Sonja update

So it’s been a long while since we’ve heard anything about RED SONJA, which was to come at us from producer Robert Rodriguez and director Douglas Aarniokoski (HIGHLANDER: END GAME). In fact, with everything else Rodriguez has going on at...
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More Vamp Ass pics

Here are some more pictures from Universal’s THE VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT, which comes out on OCTOBER 23rd. I can’t really get excited about this movie, although I guess it looks harmless enough. I’d see this five times in a row before...
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Scream Award noms!

Spike has announced it’s nominees for their super friggin’ awesome SCREAM AWARDS. STAR TREK, WATCHMEN, WOLVERINE, and HBO’s “True Blood” seem to be the most popular, but it’s nice to see flicks like LET THE RIGHT ONE IN and SPLINTER...
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Dead Cert deets!

Yep, another vampire flick is on the way. While I can always go for the bloodsuckers, haven’t we worn them out at this point? Let’s give them a hiatus, they’ve been used and abused beyond recognition… Of course, there’s always...
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Bruck buys Shake

Jerry Bruckheimer, who would buy a cake recipe for a million dollars if he thought he could spin it into a blockbuster, has found himself an intriguing new project. It’s called SHAKE, based on a short story from writer Derek...
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Feld & Outsiders, LB3

So we’ve been keeping you in the loop on a flick called THE BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDERS for a little while; not only because it sounds like a cool movie, but because it happens to feature our very own ARROW! Yes, John...
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Action Round Up #33

Jolie is WANTED… too… I must say that this entire news bite should be considered a SPOILER for WANTED… and its sequel. Everyone who hasn’t seen WANTED gone? Okay, good. So we all know that there’s a WANTED 2 in...
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