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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

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Triangle quad poster

IGN has just premiered the U.K. quad for Christopher Smith’s TRIANGLE, and boy, get a load of that tagline. The forecast is evil. I’m surprised they resisted the urge to make it eeeeeevvviiiiiillll! – it’s just that cheesy. It’s like...
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Review: The Collector

PLOT: Ex-con Arkin (Josh Stewart) is in a bind: he needs to get his wife a ton of cash before midnight before loan sharks come for her. Having an intimate knowledge of burglary, Arkin breaks into a wealthy couple’s new...
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Meet 2 Sorority Row girls

Below you’ll find a couple of “character profiles” from SORORITY ROW. One features the hard-partying “Chugs” (played by Margo Harshman), the other finds “Jessica” (Leah Pipes), the queen bitch of the sorority, giving you the low down on Theta Pi’s...
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Look: New Moon’s villains

Wowee. Here’s our first look at The Volturi, the villainous vampire clan in NEW MOON. Is that really Dakota Fanning? I guess it is. You also see Michael Sheen as Aro, Christopher Heyerdahl as Marcus, Jamie Campbell Bower as Caius,...
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Kosinski into Oblivion

People who have seen the 3-D footage from TRON LEGACY say it’s awesome. Personally, I was not blown away by the teaser, but then again, I’m not a big TRON geek and never have been, so I don’t get the...
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Hauer hears Dead Tone

Screen Daily has just announced that director Screen Media Films and director Dean Taylor have struck a deal to release Taylor’s horror film DEAD TONE. TONE stars Rutger Hauer (pictured above, with Taylor), Jud Tylor, Antwon Tanner and Brian Hooks....
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Anderson’s Warded Man

Paul W.S. Anderson – everybody’s favorite… uh… guy named Paul Anderson who isn’t Paul Thomas Anderson – has his directorial slate set for the foreseeable future… Last we heard, he was ready to tackle the 4th RESIDENT EVIL movie in...
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Michael Myers speaks?!

Now here’s a development I didn’t see coming. Anyone who knows film lingo knows that ADR stands for Additional Dialogue Recording or Automated Dialogue Replacement – essentially it’s a process in post-production that allows actors to re-record dialogue that wasn’t...
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New H2 image

A picture says a thousand words. And some of the words this picture says are “Michael Myers” and “knife” and “holy shit!” Our compatriots over at ShockTilYouDrop got their hands all over this image, which is from, you guessed it,...
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NOES trailer far off

Looks like those of us not cool enough to go to Comic-Con won’t be getting a look at that allegedly awesome NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET trailer for quite a while folks. Platinum Dunes honcho Brad Fuller took to his blog...
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