Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Twilight sequel happening!

I think we’ve all been surprised by the major buzz TWILIGHT has steadily been generating, but this is going too far. For a movie that looks like a CW pilot to have this much hype surrounding it is truly mind-boggling,...
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Dolph Commands!

Even though we’re smack in the middle of October and we’re usually concerned about all things creepy and gholish, we can manage to make some time for a long-lost superstar, can’t we? I’m talking The Dolph! We got sent a...
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Saw V cast is huge!

Bloody Disgusting has a pretty cool article for you SAW fanatics. Somehow, someway, they got their grubby little hands on a list of “returning” cast members, supposedly confirmed by Lionsgate. (Granted, IMDB has many of these names on their SAW...
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Trance poster!

Here’s a sweet little item! A movie is coming out based our very own John Fallon’s (a.k.a. The Arrow) screenplay – and we’ve got the poster for you! Naturally, we’re pretty damn excited about the flick, which is called TRANCE,...
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Red’s Off Season

Jack Ketchum’s OFF SEASON is a nasty piece of fiction – predating “torture porn” by at least 15 years. It features what’s now standard issue imagery in movies like WRONG TURN and HILLS HAVE EYES: dirty sub-human cannibals slicing, dicing,...
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RA: Extreme Prejudice

EXTREME PREJUDICE Rating: 3 out of 4 /Buy the DVD Here Tagline: An army of forgotten heroes, all officially dead. They live for combat. Now they’ve met the wrong man Directed by Walter Hill Starring: Nick Nolte, Powers Boothe, Michael...
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BTS Road pics

My #1 anticipated movie this Fall is without question John Hillcoat’s sure to be moody adaptation of THE ROAD. (not TWILIGHT! Can you believe it?!) Working from a sad, frightening story by the great Cormac McCarthy (NO COUNTRY FOR OLD...
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The Children site opens

One horror movie trope that will never get old is the sound of a group of children singing in harmony. Not sure what it is about the quiet melody of a kids song that makes people’s skin crawl, but from...
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Unborn trailer

The trailer for David Goyer’s THE UNBORN plays like a game of “Can you guess what movie we’re ripping off with THIS image?” Let’s see, I spotted THE EXORCIST, THE OMEN, DON’T LOOK NOW, THE MEPHISTO WALTZ, THE RING, even...
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INT: Nicki Aycox

Rusty Nail, the baritone-voiced trucker who terrorized a hapless trio in JOYRIDE, is back! Once again, a group of friends unwittingly screw with the wrong guy, and he’s going to put them through hell before finishing them off… Of course,...
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