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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Lazarus poster/deets!

Thanks to our horror/sci-fi brethren over at Quiet Earth, a first look at a concept poster & synopsis for the upcoming Federico Cueva film LAZARUS has been recently cored. The Argentine native Cueva, most known for dazzling special effects and...
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Stepfather Sweepstakes!

I really can’t say I’m too proud of this news briefing. Not that I’m insecure with my own sexuality, but because I’ve long since relinquished my makeup dependency. But it appears that through a sponsorship tie-in with the upcoming release...
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Halloween reality TV?

With October, the official month of horror, finally underway – a cool little reality TV competition called “Chris and John’s Halloween Superstar” is set to air north of the border. Debuting October 9, OUTtv personalities Chris and John Simpson are...
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Clash of Titans pics!

Yeah, you may ask what the hell is a CLASH OF THE TITANS post doing on a predominant horror website. To that sirs and dames, I say… it’s Friday. And that’s pretty much all I got! In all seriousness, despite...
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Pandorum poster, Spain

As I’m sure you all know, the Dennis Quaid sci-fi mindbender PANDORUM came and went quicker than a Paula Abdul pill-prescription. With an estimated budget of $40 million, and a paltry opening of $4 million, the sequel talks Quaid was...
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Review: The Echo Game

PLOT: April Riley (Alisha Seaton) enjoys a quiet life. She and her hot wife Casey (Jeannie Bolet) live in moderation, happily raising their young daughter Sarah (Melissa Lee). Until one day April receives a letter from Rachel (Angela Landis), her...
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Transformers 3 new date

Even with a giant chasm between box-office receipts (astronomical) and critical praise (or abominable lack-thereof) for TRANSFORMERS 2, Michael Bay and his team of visual pyrotechnics are forging ahead with an accelerated release for TRANSFORMERS 3. The Hollywood Reporter has...
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More Let Me In casting!

So a few months back our boy Mike Catalano reported some casting news regarding the American remake of Swedish vampire elegy LET THE RIGHT ONE IN. LET ME IN, as the new rendition will be called, was said to star...
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Dark Moon Rising deets!

In what could be the next post-TWILGHT vampire trend, werewolves seem to be on the comeback. We’ve got THE WOLF MAN, a reimagining of AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, and now a cool Sid Haig flick called DARK MOON RISING on...
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Chiller/Eyegore honorees

Not too long ago we relayed a tidbit regarding master makeup man Rick Baker being set to receive a much deserved Chiller/Eyegore achievement award this month. In a ceremony to kick off this year’s bar-raising Universal event Halloween Horror Nights,...
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