Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

IFC Anamorphs?

Posted 19 years ago

Calm down people. Just take a breath and relax. I said ANAMORPH, with an “A”, not ANIMORPH. There’s no plans for a feature film based on those books where high school kids turn into animals and fight bad guys. At...

Alba+Shower= new Eye clip

Posted 19 years ago

The other day, Ammon pointed you all towards a new clip from THE EYE. Now what if I asked you if you wanted to see Jessica Alba in the shower? How excited are you right now. Well fortunately, I’m not...

New Legend ending?

Posted 19 years ago

If your like me and you read I AM LEGEND, you must’ve been just as disappointed as I was about the ending of the theatrical film. The Arrow was torn on the whole flick. Like The Arrow, I dug the...

More Rambo?

Posted 19 years ago

RAMBO is a little over two weeks away and it seems like everyone is stoked for more Stallone-kicking-major-ass action. I haven’t seen a negative thing towards RAMBO anywhere on the web. I don’t see how any part of RAMBO could...

Argento’s Giallo gets 2

Posted 19 years ago

Dario Argento seems to know what he’s doing. The man is a huge name in the genre, especially in his native Italy. Well some interesting news coming from Variety says Argento is going to be making a film based on...

Day/Dead trailer

Posted 19 years ago

I really don’t see why DAY OF THE DEAD isn’t hitting theaters. 28 WEEKS LATER showed that zombie flicks can still make a pretty penny, plus the fact that DAY OF THE DEAD is a remake/re-imagining of George A. Romero’s...

Doomsday pics

Posted 19 years ago

Yesterday Eric showed you all the new trailer for DOOMSDAY. I have to agree with him 100% that DOOMSDAY looks like, at least, 20 other films out there. From JURASSIC PARK to 28 WEEKS LATER, so many spots in that...

3 get Swarmed

Posted 19 years ago

Hogofilm seems to have a thing for sci-fi flicks. They’re just making it a fact by picking up DARK SWARM, a CG monster flick. According to Hogofilm’s official website, the synopsis for DARK SWARM reads: When the Earth is invaded...

Last 3 for Insomnifest

Posted 19 years ago

I’ve been keeping you all updated with Slasher Pool’s Insomnifest. So far here’s the rundown: –DEAD FLOOR –THECAMPUSHOUSE.COM –SHROUDED –LEFT FOR DEAD –THE GRIEF –GUTTERBALLS –METHODIC –THE HOUSE AT THE END OF THE ROAD –FEAR HOUSE –COMPLEXX You can go...

Theron takes Road

Posted 19 years ago

Charlize Theron is beautiful. Charlize Theron in a genre film is even more-so. According to Variety, Theron has joined the cast of THE ROAD. The flick is based off the book by Cormac McCarthy and centers on a man who...

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