Mike Catalano
1,615 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

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Seagal’s horror!

Posted 18 years ago
In honor of REEL ACTION: Seagalogy, I feel it is only appropriate to report that the man who made ponytails look tough, Mr. Steven Seagal, will be appearing in an upcoming horror flick! It’s called LAST NIGHT and check out...
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Duff’s in Deep

Posted 18 years ago
Word has just escaped on a new horror/thriller that just started shooting back on May 5th called DEEP COVE. This one automatically gets attention for scoring the coveted “trifecta of hotties” for its cast! Said hotties come in the form...
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Pig Hunt poster

Posted 18 years ago
Will the onslaught of swine-infused cinema ever stop?! Just last week Mr. Ammon and I BOTH gave you some info on TWO separate piggie flickies that were sliding down the mud hole (here and here). Now we have some more...
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GH gets Reeker & Dance

Posted 18 years ago
Some great news out of the Ghost House Underground camp today! It looks like they have just picked up two horror flicks that I am greatly looking forward to for DVD distribution. One is the highly entertaining-looking DANCE OF THE...
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Get Brainjacked!

Posted 18 years ago
Hold onto your skulls because we’re all about to get BRAINJACKED! No, I’m not talking about a remake of JOHNNY MNEMONIC or BRAINSCAN. Hopefully what I’ve got here is something much better. It’s a new flick from writer/director Andrew Allan...
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Squeal piggie!

Posted 18 years ago
SOOIE! SOOIE!! OINK! OINK!! Please excuse me, I was just trying to write out my best pig call to prep you for the article about this upcoming flick. It’s called SQUEAL (can you possibly guess what it’s about?). That’s right!...
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Night of Demons cast

Posted 18 years ago
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS was a fun 80’s horror spook-fest with a healthy helping of laughs. It also features 80’s hottie/scream queen Linnea Quigley. Well, if it’s horror and it’s from the past and it has some sort of popular...
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Cheerleaders & Chainsaws!

Posted 18 years ago
CHAINSAW CHEERLEADERS! If that title doesn’t get you at least a little excited, then your membership at AITH has been revoked! This flick looks like another kind gift from the genre gods. Don’t believe me? Well, if you check out...
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Killdroid needs ass

Posted 18 years ago
It’s amazing how ridiculously awesome this flick sounds! There’s a new human cyborg robot on the block: he walks, he talks, he kills… he bones?! Hold onto your T-1000’s because here comes KILLDROID! No this is not a remake of...
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Slasher gets porn star

Posted 18 years ago
Here’s some good ol’ fashion Canadian low-budget horror for ya! Director Lee Demarbre (helmer of the instant classic JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER, right) is poised to present to us his next genre masterpiece entitled SMASH CUT. And get this: the...
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