Mike Catalano
1,615 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

JoBloJoBlo

Bearded Salma in V. Asst

Posted 17 years ago
Oh man, I don’t know what the F to make of this brand new pic up top. Yup, that is the first official image of Salma Hayek as “The Bearded Lady” in this October’s THE VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT. Now, I’m just...
JoBloJoBlo

Hot Bloodsucka posters

Posted 17 years ago
I will say this: The folks behind the horror comedy BLOODSUCKA JONES certainly know how to construct attention-grabbing posters. See, there’s just this thing about extremely hot chicks that horror fans just seem to eat up. So, how do you...
JoBloJoBlo

Sexy Jezebeth trailer

Posted 17 years ago
Who let the devil-worshipping, demon-raising hottie out?! Uh, that would be writer/director/producer Damien Dante (pretty convenient name for a horror filmmaker… if it’s real). The flick I’m now referring to is called JEZEBETH and it is sporting an appropriately bloody...
JoBloJoBlo

Dark Macabre trailer

Posted 17 years ago
Oh, I kinda like this sick little focker from Indonesia that I just checked out! It’s called MACABRE (a fitting enough title for a horror flick) and it features a pretty sweet array of intense shit in its foreign language...
JoBloJoBlo

Jenn’s bloody Body pics

Posted 17 years ago
In this corner (above), we have the evil champion Megan Fox! In the other corner (below), is good-girl contender Amanda Seyfried! See them do battle in an all-out grudge match in JENNIFER’S BODY! Please excuse the whole boxing-type lingo. That’s...
JoBloJoBlo

Vampire’s Assistant trlr

Posted 17 years ago
Hey, check out John C. Reilly and his wack-ass hairdo! You’ve got to admit, it does look pretty damn ridiculous. I sort of thought the same thing regarding the flick in which Reilly’s ‘do presides, THE VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT (formerly known...
JoBloJoBlo

Icky Don’t Look Up pic

Posted 17 years ago
Ouch, motherf*cker! That’s gotta hurt! Sorry, but that was my honest reaction the second I saw the enlarged view of the image up top. I also thought of that one scene in HOSTEL. Anyways, the pic is from the upcoming...
JoBloJoBlo

The Shrine’s cast

Posted 17 years ago
The last time I wrote about Jon Knautz’s THE SHRINE, I was hoping to hear soon who would be joining Trevor Mattews (JACK BROOKS: MONSTER SLAYER) in the cast. Well, today I finally got my answer. A full cast list...
JoBloJoBlo

5 Perfect Getaway clips

Posted 17 years ago
For those of you very excited to see David Twohy’s A PERFECT GETAWAY, you’ve hit the jackpot! I’ve got FIVE brand new clips below for your viewing pleasure. After watching each of the five clips below, I can honestly say...
JoBloJoBlo

Lovely Bones footage!

Posted 17 years ago
My friends, I do believe I just got goosebumps. In case you didn’t already know, I am a huge fan of Alice Sebold’s THE LOVELY BONES. I’m also a huge fan of Peter Jackson, so the fact that he is...
Load more articles

Horror Merch

Top 10 Movies

  1. Avengers: Doomsday
  2. Digger
  3. Dune: Part Three
  4. Street Fighter (2026)
  5. Resident Evil (2026)
  6. The End of Oak Street
  7. Onslaught
  8. Heart of the Beast
  9. Spaceballs: The New One
  10. I Play Rocky

Breaking News