Mike Catalano
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Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

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Russian horror Phobos

Posted 17 years ago
A friend of mine made a good point regarding horror flicks these days: all you need is a good reason to get a lot of people closed off in a large surrounding and then just start offing them one by...
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Food Collector trailer

Posted 17 years ago
Nearly one year ago, I offered you guys one seriously strange slice of cinema entitled THE MAN WHO COLLECTED FOOD. Now, friends, this freakin’ thing may not be for everybody, but it does deserve to be given a chance by...
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Argh! Blood Island trlr

Posted 17 years ago
AARRRRRGH, me maties! Who be in the mood for a horror tale from the sea about a blood-thirsty pirate! YAARRRRGH! Um, sorry about that. I think I got a little too carried away with setting up the mood for this...
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Mewes’ Breath of Hate

Posted 17 years ago
Well, snootchie boochies! Jason Mewes sure is one lucky mo-fo! The dude (right) has just scored himself a role in the sexy horror tale BREATH OF HATE, which I just told you about at the beginning of this month. The...
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Cool Whiteout trailer!

Posted 17 years ago
For some reason, I haven’t given much thought to the Antarctic chiller known as WHITEOUT. Even the inclusion of the gorgeous Kate Beckinsale wasn’t enough to pique my interest. Now, after witnessing the latest trailer (below), I feel like such...
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Saw 7 is going 3D?!

Posted 17 years ago
Hello, boys and girls. I want to play a game. It’s called “Beating a Dead Horse”. Actually, it seems like the makers of SAW VI may be the ones partaking in this particular match. Of course, I truly hope I’m...
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Drag Me’s DVD release!

Posted 17 years ago
I am ashamed to admit that I never got a chance to check out Sam Raimi’s DRAG ME TO HELL in theaters. I haven’t spoken to one horror fan that didn’t like it. At least I will attempt to atone...
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New Moon girl pissed

Posted 17 years ago
Attention all TWILIGHT haters! Prepare to witness another round of bashing upon this lame-ass series as I report on the latest feisty news regarding the NEW MOON sequel. Let’s go: Just yesterday, Jared P. informed you guys that lame minor...
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Many Sculpture pics

Posted 17 years ago
What horror fanatic doesn’t love a hot chick and lots of crazy blood? Well, that is probably why we’re getting SCULPTURE, a flick I first told you guys about ages ago! It stars super genre hotties Raine Brown as well...
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Excl: Of Silence stills

Posted 17 years ago
A couple months back, I gave you guys an update on an interesting indie from genre maven Jeremiah Sayys called OF SILENCE. Today, I’d like to proudly present a whole slew of exclusive images from the still-in-production film. As with...
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