Mike Catalano
1,615 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

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Joe’s Gremlins 3 words

Posted 17 years ago
“Hey gang! You’re rolling with Rockin’ Ricky Rialto, the voice of Kingston Falls, USA!” If you’re a die-hard like me, then you definitely recognize this first line of dialogue before the opening credits of GREMLINS. Director Joe Dante’s (right) film...
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Surveillance mask pic

Posted 17 years ago
I hadn’t given much thought to Jennifer Lynch’s SURVEILLANCE for quite some time. However, I’m glad to have seen some new pics from the flick to help re-whet my appetite. One of those new images is right up top and...
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Gory Primal teaser

Posted 17 years ago
Hey, my horror friends! Are you ready to get ripped a new asshole?! Are you ready for some bloody rage?! Then sink your teeth into the brand new “Cannes teaser” trailer for the horrifyingly hardcore PRIMAL! To get your primal...
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Korea’s Phone remade

Posted 17 years ago
Try to cover your eyes and ears because this is about to come as a frightening shock! Well, if you cover your eyes, you can’t keep reading… but anyways, prepare for the surprise of your life: they’re remaking another Asian...
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Killer Dread pics

Posted 17 years ago
It’s been a couple of months since I last reported on the film adaptation of Clive Barker’s DREAD. Perhaps, the filmmakers realized this too because they sent a bunch of cool new pics to the folks over at Shock. I’ve...
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Mental Scars slasher

Posted 17 years ago
It’s always a pleasure to come across a fun-sounding indie slasher. I’d like to share that pleasure with my fellow AITH-ers today with MENTAL SCARS, an (you guessed it) indie slash-fest from filmmakers Mischa Perez and Richard Myles of Viper...
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Possom Walk holy horror

Posted 17 years ago
Okay, how about some good ol’ fashion religious horror for this fine Tuesday. Well, holy shit, here comes some f-ed up craziness in the form of POSSUM WALK from Texas-based writer/director Jeremy Sumrall. I’ll start out by saying, yes, that...
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Vanishing on 7th St. Brad

Posted 17 years ago
Who wants some apocalyptic horror again? How about if I tell you that Brad Anderson (THE MACHINIST, SESSION 9) is in contention to direct? Any more interest? Well, regardless, I’m moving forward! The new flick is called VANISHING ON 7TH...
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New Black Death hottie

Posted 17 years ago
I believe that pretty soon, many of us will be very interested in catching BLACK DEATH. No, I’m not attempting to make some sort of weird “swine flu” connection. I’m actually referring to SEVERANCE director Christopher Smith’s upcoming medieval-times horror...
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Freddy’s high schools

Posted 17 years ago
I figured that after doing an article on the highest-profile horror remake of 2009, that I should also do an article on the (most likely) highest-profile horror remake of 2010: A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. Apparently, two lucky high schools...
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