Mike Catalano
1,615 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

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Bad Biology pics

Posted 17 years ago
Holy f*cking shit, when do I get to see BAD BIOLOGY?!!!! You must have heard of it by now! It’s genre pioneer, Frank Henenlotter’s latest visceral vision of cinematic depravity! You may be wondering why I’m so damn pumped up...
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Machete Joe’s cut

Posted 17 years ago
Alright! What we have here right now is one fun-sounding, horror-movie-aware slasher with a title that rolls off the tongue like blood off the tip of a blade: MACHETE JOE. I’ve always been a big fan of the name “Joe”....
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Pig People previews

Posted 17 years ago
A long time ago, we tipped you guys off on a suspenseful swine offering called THE PIG PEOPLE. The interesting thing about it (other than the obvious) was that it was gong to star rapper (and bad dancer) Master P...
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Macabre Medicine grindh.

Posted 17 years ago
Okay, kiddies, who’s ready for some sick-doctor, Grindhouse exploitation horror?! Either way, I’m still going ahead and presenting MACABRE MEDICINE, a low-budget indie from director Will Hartman. I’m sure you can tell right away from the neat-o poster up top...
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Caller ID trailer

Posted 17 years ago
“The Messages Are Real.” That’s all we are given in terms of written down details for the spooky sci-fi/horror indie CALLER ID. I’m sure that upon hearing the flick’s title, you’re automatically assuming it’s just a knock-off of last year’s...
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Eliza on Open Graves

Posted 17 years ago
Do you guys recall a horror movie that was mentioned a very long time ago called OPEN GRAVES? The only reason I have a recollection of the flick is because it starred the always-captivating Eliza Dushku. However, once I made...
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Walled In Graphic Nov.

Posted 17 years ago
Now here is something very cool! You guys remember that “trapped in terror” genre flick WALLED IN starring Mischa Barton? Well, it’s hitting DVD on March 17th and to celebrate the Anchor Bay release, Experience Films and Forecast Pictures have...
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Haunting In CT images

Posted 17 years ago
You know, I’ve gotta say that even though next March’s HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT is brandishing the dreaded PG-13 rating, it still keeps looking cooler and cooler to me. Take, currently for instance, the brand new batch of stills that Lionsgate...
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Pride, Prej. & Portman?

Posted 17 years ago
Wow, this whole PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES craze seems to be growing way more than I could have imagined. First, we got word of the novel by Seth Grahame-Smith, then came news of a movie adaptation. Now, get this,...
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Bind babes & poster

Posted 17 years ago
A long ways back, I did a little write-up on an indie slasher called BIND. For a while, I thought the flick’s release options were bound and gagged, but now I see some hope in the guise of a brand...
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