Prometheus Blu-ray deleted scenes get titles

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

Indeed, it wouldn’t be a week for news if we didn’t have something PROMETHEUS related to report and report I shall. If you’re like me and experienced knee-jerk frustration over PROMETHEUS’ out-of-nowhere plot twists and vague Space Jockey mythology, perhaps these deleted scenes that have surfaced will help shed some light on an otherwise murky ALIEN prequel.

Wait, sorry. That was misleading– I don’t actually have the deleted scenes that Sir Ridley has teased us with in recent news strories, but I do have descriptions and running times from the BBFC’s Blu-ray/DVD listing. Which is just as good, right? I mean, the power of your imagination combined with the titles below should yield results far more interesting than the scenes themselves. All of mine involve Charlize Theron holding a pulse rifle while wearing a Weyland-Yutani string bikini. Yes, even the ones taking place before the Earth’s existence. I’m all inclusive that way.

00:02:31:16 (ARRIVAL OF THE ENGINEERS) (DELETED SCENE)

00:00:58:05 (T’IS THE SEASON) (DELETED SCENE)

00:00:42:08 (OUR FIRST ALIEN) (DELETED SCENE)

00:00:42:14 (SKIN) (DELETED SCENE) 00:01:22:01 (WE’RE NOT ALONE ANYMORE) (DELETED SCENE)

00:02:57:01 (STRANGE BEDFELLOWS) (DELETED SCENE)

00:01:25:04 (HOLLOWAY HUNGOVER) (DELETED SCENE)

00:00:23:12 (DAVID’S OBJECTIVE) (DELETED SCENE)

00:03:27:07 (JANEK FILLS VICKERS IN) (DELETED SCENE)

00:03:40:12 (A KING HAS HIS REIGN) (DELETED SCENE)

00:02:01:24 (FITFIELD ATTACKS) (DELETED SCENE)

00:04:06:06 (THE ENGINEER SPEAKS) (DELETED SCENE)

00:05:30:04 (FINAL BATTLE) (DELETED SCENE)

00:05:05:19 (PARADISE) (DELETED SCENE)

Pre-order PROMETHEUS on DVD, Blu-ray, or Blu-ray 3D and find out on October 11th if the real scenes can outdo my juvenile male interpretation of them.