JoBlo Originals

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Be4 They Were Stars

Posted 19 years ago

Well here we are, the first Top 10 of 2008. I’ve decided to go the inspirational route this time and take a look at where some of our biggest stars came from genre-wise. As you’ll see, no one no matter...

Top 10 Things I’ll Never Get for Christmas

Posted 19 years ago

Every year, late November, my wife starts asking me what I want for Christmas. Every year I make a list so ridiculous she starts considering divorce again. Last year I wrote down three things on a Post-it note and left...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Xmas Horror Flicks

Posted 19 years ago

Ho, ho, ho. Don’t ya just love them ho’s! ‘Tis the season where the ideology of a poor skinny hippie meets the unrepentant consumption that a fat man in a red suit can inspire. So how better to enjoy the...

Top 10 Worst Theatrical Experiences

Posted 19 years ago

Great theatrical experiences are far and few between. The costume contest at a midnight screening of HALLOWEEN 4 on Halloween night. Literally sitting on the edge of my seat during the finale of ALIENS and SE7EN. Seeing someone puke during...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Villains I Want 2 See On Survivor

Posted 19 years ago

This week let’s take a look at a pop-culture mash-up that I for one would pay good money to see. We’ll take some favorite horror baddies and look seriously at how they would fare on the CBS juggernaut known as...

Top 10 Worst Pets in Movie History

Posted 19 years ago

Everybody loves the good pets. Lassie, Benji, Flipper – all helped save the day by being smarter than the humans and never seemed to poop. Animals, for the most part, are used as comic relief anymore. A funny tilt of...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Reasons PG-13 Horror Sucks

Posted 19 years ago

PG-13. A community that can watch limbs cut off, innards pulled out and monster rape without blinking an eye still gets a collective chill when that hated rating is mentioned. The wailing and gnashing of teeth that can ensue often...

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Top 12 Great Nude Careers

Posted 19 years ago

Sometimes I think we focus too much on who hasn’t gotten naked for the big screen. Even though I have an email alert set up for whenever the words “Jessica-Biel” and “full-frontal” are used together anywhere on the web, it...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Ways to Die Around Halloween

Posted 19 years ago

Not many folks are too thrilled when they bite the big one (if you’re looking forward to it then get help), but the reality is that human life is fragile and can end in a multitude of ways. And just...

HORROR TEN SPOT: Top 10 Best Sequels

Posted 19 years ago

When last we met, the focus was on horror sequels that flat out soiled some of our favorite franchises. There may have been some controversy (yes Halloween III was true to what Carpenter wanted to do with the series but...

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