New Max Payne pic

USA Today has a new picture from the upcoming MAX PAYNE. In the movie Mark Wahlberg plays a DEA agent who teams up with an assassin (Mila Kunis) to solve a string of murders. Also, there might be angels or demons or some shit, if the trailer is anything to go by. I don’t know, I’m too busy hating on Mila Kunis. I was thinking the other day that when I’m really old and popping Viagra like M&Ms I’m gonna curse all of those boners I had that were totally unintentional and totally wasted. And Kunis is responsible for tons of those. At least 20 this year alone.

I guess make that 21. I hate Mila Kunis, she’s a real bitch.