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Jeremy Renner and Hannibal Buress join Ed Helms in comedy about the game Tag

Is there nothing Hollywood won't adapt? There's a movie coming out, in real life, called TAG about the fucking playground game of the same name! And it's attracted quite the talent, too. Joining the previously announced Ed Helms and Tracy...

Posted 8 years ago

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Grab your Mountain Dew, a Call of Duty cinematic universe is on the way

Posted 8 years ago

So. It's come to this. A fucking CALL OF DUTY cinematic universe. This really is the darkest timeline. Is the dialogue just going to be constant homophobic and racist epithets about banging my mom? Now to be fair, the COD...

Zack Snyder gives more details about Wonder Woman and Justice League

Posted 8 years ago

Man, I really, really, really want WONDER WOMAN to be good. I love the character, and it'd be nice to have a female-led superhero film that doesn't suck (looking at you, CATWOMAN and ELEKTRA). And while all the trailers have...

CW releases cast portraits for gritty Archie reboot Riverdale

Posted 8 years ago

I think I realized why I'm so fascinated by CW's new Archie reboot series, RIVERDALE. I think it's because this seems like a MadTV sketch come to life. "Ha, wouldn't it be funny if there was an Archie show, but...

2016 is saved! Netflix renews Fuller House for a third season!

Posted 8 years ago

Oh shit! It looks like Christmas isn't quite over yet! There's still at least one more gift left unwrapped by us, and…*rip, wrapping paper crinkle* Oh my God! Another season of FULLER HOUSE! Yay! Holiday wishes, answered. 🎁 Fuller House...

Even more Alien: Covenant photos to whet your insatiable appetite

Posted 9 years ago

ALIEN has probably the best sequel ever (ALIENS). Besides that awesome title, ALIENS was a sequel that both successfully took the franchise to a new genre (action instead of horror), but also continued (and actually concluded) Ripley's story in a...

Rogue One’s Ben Mendelsohn to be Robin Hood: Origins’ Sheriff of Nottingham

Posted 9 years ago

I try to stay positive when it comes to remakes and reboots. I feel like, if you have a unique take on a story, go for it. Why not? Hell, even if the impetus for the studio is to churn...

New Willy Wonka film in the works, not an origin story or sequel

Posted 9 years ago

So apparently there's going to be another Willy Wonka movie in the works from Warner Bros. studios. It speaks volumes of how jaded I am to Hollywood's strip-mining of IPs that I'm just glad it reportedly won't be a remake of...

Some-body once told me…Shrek 5 is being written by Austin Powers writer

Posted 9 years ago

I know it's cool to shit on the SHREK films – and it definitely devolved as the series progressed – but I still have a soft spot for the first two films. I don't know if it's nostalgia (I was young when those...

F*ck me gently with a chainsaw, new Heathers TV show on the way

Posted 9 years ago

With STANGER THINGS killing it, there seems to be an even more insatiable lust for 80's nostagia (and to a lesser extent Winona Ryder nostalgia…remember when she was a thing?), which means a pilot for a new HEATHERS series has been ordered by...