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 Crimson_Kahuna
on May 16 2008, 10:31:20 PM writes:
THE AMERICAN...
...title to Fight Night is Rigged. The woman on the poster is Rebecca Neuenswander. |
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GoblinWhirlwind
on May 15 2008, 9:25:30 PM writes:
A movie called Ninja? I wonder what it's about. |
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Neon October
on May 15 2008, 8:25:00 PM writes:
SLATER AND GOODING!
Christian Slater..and Cuba Gooding Jr in a movie? My lord |
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 Snowboy
on May 15 2008, 8:07:14 PM writes:
WELCOME TO GENERICVILLE!
Meh. Most of those are too generic, although the Ninja poster's not as bad. And Streets of Blood reminds me too much of a Steven Segal movie poster. Oh, and 50 Cent's ugly mug is on it, which doesn't help. |
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Burgerking
on May 15 2008, 7:18:12 PM writes:
I AINT DONE YET
Missed Brooklyns Finest. Well Antouine Fuqua or whatever hasn't made a good movie since Training Day, and considering he's made a handful of movies since then I can officially say he's a shitty ass director. While this seems to be more in-line with something he can direct (urban cop/crime story) rather than fucking King Arthur or some magical fairy tale (or a Kennedy Assassination conspiracy ripoff) then maybe it's good.
As for the poster, it's some people, assuming they're cops standing on some road with the longest trail of blood in history that they seem to be discussing. It's a pretty good picture for a Photography student, doesn't do much for the movie, but beats the fuck out of that 50 Cent movies poster..
I just don't know if they are talking about whether or not that blood trail is a new world record in length or if they are wondering who killed a fucking elephant.
Either way, I'm going to be pessimistic because Fuqua has consistently let me down after I have been hoping he'd make a movie as good as Training Day ever since then and he hasn't. The cast is good besides Snipes who is better off in jail and off my mother fuckin TV. |
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Burgerking
on May 15 2008, 7:12:04 PM writes:
MOSTLY SHIT
Bad Lieutenant poster is pretty generic but gritty and stylish enough to say "ok, I'll give it a try".
The font of Righeteous Kill doesn't help the relaxed poses of the two stars that makes this look like a light-hearted buddy cop comedy. WINNER OF THE SHITTIEST POSTER ON THIS ARTICLE AWARD.
Too many words on Cannibals, I don't want to read posters damnit! But other than that, seems eerie enough to work.
Lies and Illusions has an interesting poster thats easy to mock but good use of colours on symbols.
Wtf is Fight Night? Oh you mean the boxing game....yeah.
Ninja poster looks like it was made in 1992 for some cheesy ass straight to VHS production. Honestly metallic text died at the turn of the century. Sorry.
Speaking of old school shit posters, this 50 Cent movie looks like some sleazy 80's cop thriller from this poster. What the fuck are they wearing? And Val Kilmers hair? WTF, someone should tell him he should probably look where he's pointing his gun, not at the doggy taking a leak on a fire hydrant on the other side of the road. 50 Cent is also far too calm for a situation which requires drawing a gun..he is also making the best of his 1 facial expression.
And holy fuck Haley Joel Osment looks old! Why doesn't this kid either get a new agent or just become a drug addicted self destructive child star like all the rest? That way he might be remembered. As for this poster, well, it fits the sports movie bill, Shitty collage of random shit faded into each other, most importantly being the GLORIOUS expression of a sports players.
Well, either I'm too negative, or Cannes really sucks this year. |
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studboi69
on May 15 2008, 1:46:12 PM writes:
HAHAHAHAHA
What a wonderful collection of crap! They'll let anyone in Cannes these days! |
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 JasonAdams
on May 15 2008, 12:43:43 PM writes:
Holy crap, you're right. He does look like Jesse Lacey. That's creepy.
And how do you take a DeNiro-Pacino cop movie and give it such a lame poster? It almost takes skill to fail so badly. |
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 Lucky Denver
on May 15 2008, 11:07:50 AM writes:
I don't know how many readers here know about the band BRAND NEW. . .but Haley Joel Osment is a dead ringer for their lead singer in that poser. And that Streets Of Blood poster looks like shit to me. |
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crookman
on May 15 2008, 9:38:28 AM writes:
HERZOG AND CAGE AND YOU COMPLAIN?!
Sure Cage has made some fluffy crap lately, but with Herzog helming, Bad Lieutenant will surely outbad the original. Sounds like a great project. |
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