Carpenter Expendable?

The lovely Monika over at Cinematical has uncovered that Charisma Carpenter might just be playing that role Sandra Bullock reportedly neglected in Stallone’s THE EXPENDABLES. The scoop comes through TV Guide.

I don’t know how great this is though, since that chick is aggressively hot. Like, that kind of hot where you don’t necessarily want a boner, maybe you’re just sitting down to lunch, or you’re putting your kid to bed, and then you glance a look at her and then BAM. Now you have to deal with it. This chick could literally give me a boner while I was being eaten alive by cannibals.