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First Machete Kills clip features guns, babes and an exploding machete!

Sep. 13, 2013by: Eric Walkuski

The first clip from MACHETE KILLS is just as kooky as can be hoped for. In it, Danny Trejo and Demian Bechir are being chased down by a bevy of deadly beauties, including Sofia Vergara, Lady Gaga and Alexa Vega. You know that Machete has a way out of this mess - and it's an exploding machete! Plus there's a good sampling of Vergara's lethal boobs - and crotch - so this is pretty impossible to resist.

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federal agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet.
Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr., Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, Zoe Saldana, Edward James Olmos, Charlie Sheen, Tom Savini, Elise Avellan, Electra Avellan, William Sadler, Lady Gaga, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Marko Zaror and Jesse James star in MACHETE KILLS, which opens on October 11th.

Extra Tidbit: NIce shoutout to FROM DUSK TILL DAWN in there!

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8:47PM on 09/13/2013
He, she took the Pistol Cock from Sex Machine!
He, she took the Pistol Cock from Sex Machine!
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1:15PM on 09/13/2013
Absolutely ridiculous.
Absolutely ridiculous.
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