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H2 official synopsis!

May. 6, 2009by: Mike Catalano

With the Countdown to H2 Clock dwindling down to just 114 days, the Weinsteins have deemed it time to release the flicks official plot synopsis. And you know those cheeky monkeys wouldnt be making such a big deal about this announcement unless it contained something thought provoking. First read the synopsis, and then well discuss:

"It's that time of year again, and Michael Myers has returned home to sleepy Haddonfield, Illinois to take care of some unfinished family business. Unleashing a trail of terror that only horror master Rob Zombie can, Myers will stop at nothing to bring closure to the secrets of his twisted past. But the towns got an unlikely new hero, if they can only stay alive long enough to stop the unstoppable."

Thats right, friends, were getting some kind of new hero (and unlikely one, at that). So who do you think it is? Could Lauries character be considered new because she changed so much after the last film? Or does that crazed creature Uncle Seymour Coffins have an ass-kicking side? And why does the synopsis refer to the hero as they right afterwards? Is it poor grammar or a clue? Whoever it is, they better not be spouting a line like Trick-or-treat mutha-f*cka! However, since Mr. Zombie is once again tackling the subjet matter, Im not worried.

Extra Tidbit: Yeah, Busta may have sucked, but I still thought that rapper, LL Cool J, was good in H20.
Source: Wein. Co.

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10:49AM on 05/07/2009
Hey, more H2 news! I'm pretty sure everyone in the world knew what the "official synopsis" was months ago, but go ahead and tell us about it anyway.
Hey, more H2 news! I'm pretty sure everyone in the world knew what the "official synopsis" was months ago, but go ahead and tell us about it anyway.
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9:40AM on 05/07/2009
Spilled Blood: H20 was the best sequel, second to Halloween II... LL cool J has always been an exceptional actor if the part is right for him. Synopsis: Rob Zombie always has to have some kind of hero in his movie, its his style, however, we're not usually on the hero's side... we're the one's rooting for the villain, which makes Zombie's movies' so entertaining. So maybe we'll actually be rooting for Micheal in this one, just like we were rooting for the firefly family in the devils rejects.
Spilled Blood: H20 was the best sequel, second to Halloween II... LL cool J has always been an exceptional actor if the part is right for him. Synopsis: Rob Zombie always has to have some kind of hero in his movie, its his style, however, we're not usually on the hero's side... we're the one's rooting for the villain, which makes Zombie's movies' so entertaining. So maybe we'll actually be rooting for Micheal in this one, just like we were rooting for the firefly family in the devils rejects. I'm gonna admit... sometimes Zombie's movies' may be poor or B-rated, but they still kick ass, and they are still highly entertaining... besides, horror movies aren't supposed to be oscar winners if you catch my drift. so i'm all for this movie and cannot wait!
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