The Hoff flashes his popstar skills in new Piranha 3DD clip!

Last Updated on August 5, 2021

“I’m a love hunter, hear what I say…get on your knees, and learn how to pray!”

Such lyrics come hot off the lips of The Hoff…in this new PIRANHA 3DD clip provided by Crave Online. All I can say is, my birthday was last, but it wasn’t until I saw this clip that I felt fully gifted. Thanks Hoff, thanks a million!

Swimming at us June 1st:

After the terror unleashed on Lake Victoria in PIRANHA 3D, the pre-historic school of blood thirsty piranhas are back. This time, no one is safe from the flesh eating fish as they sink their razor sharp teeth into the visitors of summer’s best attraction, The Big Wet Water Park. Christopher Lloyd (BACK TO THE FUTURE) reprises his role as the eccentric piranha expert with survivor Paul Scheer (THE LEAGUE) and a partially devoured Ving Rhames (PULP FICTION) back for more fish frenzy. David Hasselhoff trades in the sandy beaches of “Baywatch” to be a celebrity lifeguard at the racy water park. Prepare for double the terror, double the action and double the D’s in this sequel also starring Gary Busey (LETHAL WEAPON), Katrina Bowden (30 ROCK), Danielle Panabaker (THE CRAZIES), Matt Bush (ADVENTURELAND), Chris Zylka (THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN) and David Koechner (ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY).

Enjoy the absurdity below!

Source: Crave Online

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