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11.30.2009
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Old internet meme Ask a Ninja is back and relevant again, thanks to his new review of NINJA ASSASSIN, which he deems "Saving Private Ryan for ninjas."

He touches on how the film is more a comedy than anything else (exceptionally true), why you would ever want to name your kid "Rain," and the redundancy of the title itself. Anyone want to go take a ride in my automobile car?

Check it out below, and I will reinforce that this movie is in no way worthwhile unless you want a masters class on how not to render CGI blood.

Extra Tidbit: How exactly do you sneak up on a clan of ninjas living in an isolated mountain fortress with a fleet of Hummers?
Source: Ask a Ninja

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11:11PM on 11/30/2009
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10:11PM on 11/30/2009
Actually, the title isn't really redundant. Raizo is a ninja who assassinates ninjas, hence Ninja Assassin (ninja describes those he assassinates, and assassin describes himself.)
Actually, the title isn't really redundant. Raizo is a ninja who assassinates ninjas, hence Ninja Assassin (ninja describes those he assassinates, and assassin describes himself.)
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10:32PM on 11/30/2009
Not to mention a ninja is trained in stealth, agility, reconnaissance, and defense - not just killing. Whereas the word "assassin" describes 1 specific practice.
Not to mention a ninja is trained in stealth, agility, reconnaissance, and defense - not just killing. Whereas the word "assassin" describes 1 specific practice.
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