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07.10.2008
I feel like there’s nothing to write here, because the poster speaks for itself. This is one of those situations where you pretty much form your own opinion on first site. However, the official synopsis for the film that I will refer only to as AV3, has an official synopsis, which has an unexpected twist. Scroll down to see the poster.

"Allrighty-then. After his African adventure in “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls,” Ace returned to Florida, married girlfriend Melissa (Ann Cusack) and became the doting father of a baby boy. Never one to sit still, Ace’s curious nature took him on another remote case. The goofball gumshoe was never to be seen or heard from again.

Single mom Melissa couldn’t fully put the past behind her. Now a zookeeper, she and Ace Jr. (Flitter) have made a life carrying on without her husband. Much to Melissa’s chagrin, however, 12-year-old Ace Jr. has begun to follow in his father’s comic footsteps. He has recently become a pet detective for the 7th grade set, often trying to recover classmates’ missing pets, and always with big mishaps.

But when a master animal thief abducts a baby panda and his mom is wrongly arrested of the crime, Ace Jr. must jump into action. Now, with the help of pals Laura and tech wizard A-Plus, young Ace must bring the thief to justice and do his inane and lovable dad’s memory justice."

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5:14PM on 07/11/2008
This makes me depressed. Good memories now destroyed by this abombination. Seriously, this is shit.
This makes me depressed. Good memories now destroyed by this abombination. Seriously, this is shit.
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8:54PM on 07/10/2008
I seem to agree with most of these posts.. but JohnLocke2342 said it the best.. "GOD HELP US ALL"
I seem to agree with most of these posts.. but JohnLocke2342 said it the best.. "GOD HELP US ALL"
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8:21PM on 07/10/2008
Holy fucking shit.

Between this, Underdog, and Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, my childhood has been bent over and forcefully raped. I hope the producers of this piece of shit burn in Hell.
Holy fucking shit.

Between this, Underdog, and Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, my childhood has been bent over and forcefully raped. I hope the producers of this piece of shit burn in Hell.
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8:10PM on 07/10/2008
Direct to DVD is the worse thing to happen to movies ever. Does this crap even make money? How does someone green light this for production? I call this one DOA.
Direct to DVD is the worse thing to happen to movies ever. Does this crap even make money? How does someone green light this for production? I call this one DOA.
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8:09PM on 07/10/2008

LOL

It's funny because of how complex they had to make the backstory, not even the plot, to make this work. This was the one franchise they couldn't do without Jim Carrey, and they managed to pull out this extremely drawn out backstory that is TOTALLY out of character for Ace, yeah, like he could get married and have a kid.

It's like making humour out of a fatherless kid. double you tee eff.
It's funny because of how complex they had to make the backstory, not even the plot, to make this work. This was the one franchise they couldn't do without Jim Carrey, and they managed to pull out this extremely drawn out backstory that is TOTALLY out of character for Ace, yeah, like he could get married and have a kid.

It's like making humour out of a fatherless kid. double you tee eff.
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7:55PM on 07/10/2008
I don't see how ANYONE would think this is a good idea. Is it really worth the amount of money it'll earn?? Cmon
I don't see how ANYONE would think this is a good idea. Is it really worth the amount of money it'll earn?? Cmon
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5:14PM on 07/10/2008

Ugh...WTF?!

ANOTHER Carrey-less sequel? I smell Son Of The Mask all over again.... :(
ANOTHER Carrey-less sequel? I smell Son Of The Mask all over again.... :(
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4:27PM on 07/10/2008
Its Only Fair, For Every Three Kickass Movies We Have This Year,i.e Dark Knight,Hellboy 2,and Iron Man,They Have Throw In A Piece Of Shit Like This As To Not Spoil Us!
Its Only Fair, For Every Three Kickass Movies We Have This Year,i.e Dark Knight,Hellboy 2,and Iron Man,They Have Throw In A Piece Of Shit Like This As To Not Spoil Us!
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2:44PM on 07/10/2008
after reading that the poster speaks for itself i scrolled down and saw the poster. at first glance i was happy. i would love to see another ace venture movie.

then i read that it was about his kid. now im sad.
after reading that the poster speaks for itself i scrolled down and saw the poster. at first glance i was happy. i would love to see another ace venture movie.

then i read that it was about his kid. now im sad.
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2:32PM on 07/10/2008
omg gtfo. they actually made a 3rd film and without jim?. die in a fire asshat.
omg gtfo. they actually made a 3rd film and without jim?. die in a fire asshat.
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2:30PM on 07/10/2008

FUCK YOU KID!

that kid SUCKS, and the poster is misleading, that kid is a short fat piece of shit!
that kid SUCKS, and the poster is misleading, that kid is a short fat piece of shit!
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2:23PM on 07/10/2008

god help us all

theres nothing else I can say that has already been said. Fuck that kid... and fuck Hollywood
theres nothing else I can say that has already been said. Fuck that kid... and fuck Hollywood
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2:10PM on 07/10/2008

HAte

I absolutely fucking hate that kid.
I absolutely fucking hate that kid.
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2:07PM on 07/10/2008
Please take the money for this film and put it into making something entertaining. All the money they funnel into these Direct-to-DVD and name dropping type movies could be used to improve the drivel released to the theaters.
Please take the money for this film and put it into making something entertaining. All the money they funnel into these Direct-to-DVD and name dropping type movies could be used to improve the drivel released to the theaters.
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1:37PM on 07/10/2008

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

This is quite possibly the worst idea I've ever heard. And I went to film school, so trust me, I heard a lot of shitty ideas (many of them mine). There is no way in hell this movie could possibly be anything better than that massive shit I took this morning.
This is quite possibly the worst idea I've ever heard. And I went to film school, so trust me, I heard a lot of shitty ideas (many of them mine). There is no way in hell this movie could possibly be anything better than that massive shit I took this morning.
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1:09PM on 07/10/2008

"S H I T"

"WHAT THE [link] Another complete fuck up of a perfectly good jim carrey series!! didnt they learn their lesson after the other DOGSHIT sequals like son of mask and dumb and dumberer??
"WHAT THE [link] Another complete fuck up of a perfectly good jim carrey series!! didnt they learn their lesson after the other DOGSHIT sequals like son of mask and dumb and dumberer??
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1:02PM on 07/10/2008
Here's a puzzler: Which movie will be worse next year? AV3 or S. Darko? Discuss.
Here's a puzzler: Which movie will be worse next year? AV3 or S. Darko? Discuss.
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12:11PM on 07/10/2008

BAD. ALL. OVER.

Just when I thought shitty sequels couldn't get any worse, Hollywood pulls Ace Ventura out of the box and says "Let's NOT put Jim Carrey in there." Was never seen or heard from again? That's their f*cking excuse? Some kid's gonna be the next Ace and this is supposed to work? Farrrk this! I thought Disaster Movie looked bad, wait till' everyone sees this shit that spewed outta' the horse's ass. Jeeeez....
Just when I thought shitty sequels couldn't get any worse, Hollywood pulls Ace Ventura out of the box and says "Let's NOT put Jim Carrey in there." Was never seen or heard from again? That's their f*cking excuse? Some kid's gonna be the next Ace and this is supposed to work? Farrrk this! I thought Disaster Movie looked bad, wait till' everyone sees this shit that spewed outta' the horse's ass. Jeeeez....
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11:58AM on 07/10/2008

Following in the steps...

I actually know a lot of the crew that worked on Ace 3. They basically all said they did it for the money, because even while in production they thought the movie was terrible. But since there is a market for this kind of crap, it was a matter of time before it was done. I just hope they don't try to release it in theatres and goes straight to the Wal-Mart DUMP BIN.
I actually know a lot of the crew that worked on Ace 3. They basically all said they did it for the money, because even while in production they thought the movie was terrible. But since there is a market for this kind of crap, it was a matter of time before it was done. I just hope they don't try to release it in theatres and goes straight to the Wal-Mart DUMP BIN.
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11:55AM on 07/10/2008
Oh. My. God.

Why the fuck do they keep taking Jim Carrey movies and making kiddie sequels? What's next, "Son of Truman?" "The Cable Kid?" 'Scuse me while I go throw up.
Oh. My. God.

Why the fuck do they keep taking Jim Carrey movies and making kiddie sequels? What's next, "Son of Truman?" "The Cable Kid?" 'Scuse me while I go throw up.
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11:52AM on 07/10/2008

come on....is this real???

this could go down as the worst movie ever made. this will, no doubt, go straight to dvd and still might not get any viewers.
this could go down as the worst movie ever made. this will, no doubt, go straight to dvd and still might not get any viewers.
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11:12AM on 07/10/2008

lo-hooo--se-heeer...

Then what? Bruce Jr. Almighty? Then the kid from Liar Liar lies? Or Truman's son is on another TV show? Stop making mistakes..
Then what? Bruce Jr. Almighty? Then the kid from Liar Liar lies? Or Truman's son is on another TV show? Stop making mistakes..
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11:03AM on 07/10/2008

alllllll-righty then

whaddaya know, they're little lardballs...he should come back from sabbatical and save american kids from obesity. man, this just sucks. i have nothing to do with hollywood but feel compelled to apologize to every reader on this site, for having to even imagine this film.

sorry.

at least with dumb and dumberer, the kid who played carrey was really good, and looked the part 100%, although the movie sucked anyway. sucked bad. but he gets an "A" for the effort.

this will be a kids movie
whaddaya know, they're little lardballs...he should come back from sabbatical and save american kids from obesity. man, this just sucks. i have nothing to do with hollywood but feel compelled to apologize to every reader on this site, for having to even imagine this film.

sorry.

at least with dumb and dumberer, the kid who played carrey was really good, and looked the part 100%, although the movie sucked anyway. sucked bad. but he gets an "A" for the effort.

this will be a kids movie for kids who've never seen the original !! how STOOPID is that???
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10:17AM on 07/10/2008
I think a part of my soul just died.
I think a part of my soul just died.
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9:55AM on 07/10/2008
For a moment, I read that as AVP3 and went WTF noez. But this is even worse.
For a moment, I read that as AVP3 and went WTF noez. But this is even worse.
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8:50AM on 07/10/2008

insert bad movie plot

jim carrey is either a greedy prick or a self respecting genius, maybe he didnt want to do another Ace, or Mask, or Dumb because they wouldnt pay him enough, but i doubt that. He probably saw the premise and told the studios to fuck off, Ace 2 was kinda funny, but Carrey's early films didnt need sequels and i think he knows that. By the way this movie looks horrible, like Epic Movie mixed with How to Eat Fried Worms
jim carrey is either a greedy prick or a self respecting genius, maybe he didnt want to do another Ace, or Mask, or Dumb because they wouldnt pay him enough, but i doubt that. He probably saw the premise and told the studios to fuck off, Ace 2 was kinda funny, but Carrey's early films didnt need sequels and i think he knows that. By the way this movie looks horrible, like Epic Movie mixed with How to Eat Fried Worms
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8:49AM on 07/10/2008

question

Just one question. They say Ace disappears... did the kid eat him?
Just one question. They say Ace disappears... did the kid eat him?
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8:16AM on 07/10/2008
This is a worse idea then Mask 2 and Dumb and Dumberer.

This is sacrilege! This is so so not gonna work! This is a disaster waiting to happen! This is an insult! That isnt Jim Carrey! This will no doubt suck!
This is a worse idea then Mask 2 and Dumb and Dumberer.

This is sacrilege! This is so so not gonna work! This is a disaster waiting to happen! This is an insult! That isnt Jim Carrey! This will no doubt suck!
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6:53AM on 07/10/2008

*barf*

How could anyone think this is a good idea???
How could anyone think this is a good idea???
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6:16AM on 07/10/2008

Oh Dear God...

I thought AV3 was just an idea being thrown around, not an actual in-production picture..

Dear God... This is a terrible idea...

Oh my God.

Holy shit.

Fuck.

This.

Shit.

Seriously.
I thought AV3 was just an idea being thrown around, not an actual in-production picture..

Dear God... This is a terrible idea...

Oh my God.

Holy shit.

Fuck.

This.

Shit.

Seriously.
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5:35AM on 07/10/2008
Fuck man, now i'm pissed off.
Having a fat kid play Ace's child is an oxymoron in itself.
I mean really, a kid that is the spawn of a hyper active person like Ace should be skinny.
This kid looks like the most detective work he does is finding the secrets in a Halo game.
Fuck man, now i'm pissed off.
Having a fat kid play Ace's child is an oxymoron in itself.
I mean really, a kid that is the spawn of a hyper active person like Ace should be skinny.
This kid looks like the most detective work he does is finding the secrets in a Halo game.
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5:04AM on 07/10/2008
Honestly who in hollywood actually thought this was a great idea.
Honestly who in hollywood actually thought this was a great idea.
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4:48AM on 07/10/2008

I lol'd

This. Is a very, very, very bad idea.

Carrey's The Mask is shat on by Son Of The Mask. Now Carrey's Ace Ventura gets shat on by this.

Two great films, spun off into low budget, half assed childrens movies.

WHY DID JIM LET THIS HAPPEN!? OMFG!
This. Is a very, very, very bad idea.

Carrey's The Mask is shat on by Son Of The Mask. Now Carrey's Ace Ventura gets shat on by this.

Two great films, spun off into low budget, half assed childrens movies.

WHY DID JIM LET THIS HAPPEN!? OMFG!
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3:04AM on 07/10/2008

nooooooooooo!

man, this looks awfully awful, at least 'Son of the Mask' kinda tried, this just looks unprofessional, and why this kid, at least get someone who looks like Carrey, like they did in Dumb and Dumberer
man, this looks awfully awful, at least 'Son of the Mask' kinda tried, this just looks unprofessional, and why this kid, at least get someone who looks like Carrey, like they did in Dumb and Dumberer
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