Bay's Dark Knight?
Imagine no more! It turns out that Bay had secretly pursued the opportunity, even writing it himself. And now excerpts from Bay's own awesome (but unfortunately rejected) script have surfaced online, and it's laced with everything that Bay fanatics have come to expect -- nay, demand -- from the mayhem master. Namely: explosions, tits, detonations, computer hacking, missiles, speeding vehicles, and immolation.
Sadly, it wasn't meant to be, and we are left to ponder the potential awesomeness:
|Extra Tidbit:||Yup, totally real.|