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Blood definitely maybe

04.22.2009
Your girlfriend just dumped you because she caught you using corn on the cob as a replica for your penis. You involved your cob in an epic battle to save an imaginary world in which the love of your life (a photo of Jessica Alba) is at risk, and in which your hand-made lasers are futile. Your world is crumbling, your mom burnt the mashed potatoes, and the Atlanta Braves just lost game seven. If the photo below doesn't cheer you up, please murder your brother.

Extra Tidbit: Next week on Jay Leno!
Source: failblog

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12:51PM on 04/22/2009
i love stuff like this. i laughed.
i love stuff like this. i laughed.
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11:52AM on 04/22/2009
There's a funny one about Harry Potter Knocked Up Nancy Drew

EDIT: I just found a ton more [link]
There's a funny one about Harry Potter Knocked Up Nancy Drew

EDIT: I just found a ton more [link]
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10:45AM on 04/22/2009
Not sure about that intro, but best double feature ever
Not sure about that intro, but best double feature ever
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6:13AM on 04/22/2009
And There was a Little Bit of Blood
And There was a Little Bit of Blood
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6:10AM on 04/22/2009
Uh I'd rather not kill my brother but... that was GAY... I mean yeah pretty funny but... the movie came out awhile back... Plus I'd rather fuck my gurlfriend then play with corn... sumtimes :p


Although in a way it cheered me up a little, i guess
Uh I'd rather not kill my brother but... that was GAY... I mean yeah pretty funny but... the movie came out awhile back... Plus I'd rather fuck my gurlfriend then play with corn... sumtimes :p


Although in a way it cheered me up a little, i guess
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6:02AM on 04/22/2009
Nice. I once went to see I AM LEGEND (loved it, every bit of it, on that note), and the marquee outside said that: I AM LEGEND. The very next theater over was playing I'M NOT THERE - but it simply said, I AM NOT.
Nice. I once went to see I AM LEGEND (loved it, every bit of it, on that note), and the marquee outside said that: I AM LEGEND. The very next theater over was playing I'M NOT THERE - but it simply said, I AM NOT.
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