Blood definitely maybe

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by: Daniel Barna Apr. 22, 2009

Your girlfriend just dumped you because she caught you using corn on the cob as a replica for your penis. You involved your cob in an epic battle to save an imaginary world in which the love of your life (a photo of Jessica Alba) is at risk, and in which your hand-made lasers are futile. Your world is crumbling, your mom burnt the mashed potatoes, and the Atlanta Braves just lost game seven. If the photo below doesn't cheer you up, please murder your brother.

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uncle dennis
12:51PM on 04/22/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile

i love stuff like this. i laughed.

drc5145
11:52AM on 04/22/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile

There's a funny one about Harry Potter Knocked Up Nancy Drew

EDIT: I just found a ton more [link]

jojothewonderdo
10:45AM on 04/22/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile

Not sure about that intro, but best double feature ever

McameronM
6:13AM on 04/22/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile

And There was a Little Bit of Blood

McameronM
6:10AM on 04/22/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile

Uh I'd rather not kill my brother but... that was GAY... I mean yeah pretty funny but... the movie came out awhile back... Plus I'd rather fuck my gurlfriend then play with corn... sumtimes :p

Although in a way it cheered me up a little, i guess

critic_h8er
6:02AM on 04/22/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile

Nice. I once went to see I AM LEGEND (loved it, every bit of it, on that note), and the marquee outside said that: I AM LEGEND. The very next theater over was playing I'M NOT THERE - but it simply said, I AM NOT.

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