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David Koechner, Nicholas D'Agosto, P.J. Byrne, and Ellen Wroe are probably gonna die in Final Destination 5

08.31.2010

That's not a spoiler now, is it?

THR's Heat Vision blog is reporting that actors David Koechner (ANCHORMAN), Nicholas D'Agosto (EXTREME MOVIE), P.J. Byrne (DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS) and Ellen Wroe ("Huge") are the latest to be victimized in FINAL DESTINATION 5, the latest entry in the death-porn franchise. Also confirmed to be returning to the series as "Mr. Bludworth" is genre fave Tony Todd (1990's NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD). They all join the already cast Miles Fisher (SUPERHERO MOVIE).

Per Heat Vision: "Each installment focuses on a group of people who survive a catastrophe but end up expiring in elaborate Rube Goldberg-like fashion. The new movie sees the new batch of victims, co-workers on a corporate retreat, escaping the collapse of a city's suspension bridge."

Koechner will play a "clueless executive"; D'Agosto, a guy who "doesn't make fast decisions in his own life"; Byrne, an "obnoxious kleptomaniac"; and Wroe, "the daughter of a company executive, a woman with gymnast training who is a little snobby and for whom everything is a contest." That's pretty specific!

FINAL DESTINATION 5 looks to start production on September 13th in Vancouver.
Extra Tidbit: I refuse to call this thing 5INAL DESTINATION. Refuse!

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8:14PM on 08/31/2010
Eh, the last film was a big disappointment. I go for the same thing everyone else goes for these days: the creative, rub goldbergian death scenes, but the last film even lacked that. To me, this is the new Freddy or Jason franchise right besides SAW. While everyone else is up in arms about these films, I'm kind of glad to see them continue them. We need new horror franchises for the modern day, if anything just to go to the theater and see something familiar every once in a while.
Eh, the last film was a big disappointment. I go for the same thing everyone else goes for these days: the creative, rub goldbergian death scenes, but the last film even lacked that. To me, this is the new Freddy or Jason franchise right besides SAW. While everyone else is up in arms about these films, I'm kind of glad to see them continue them. We need new horror franchises for the modern day, if anything just to go to the theater and see something familiar every once in a while.
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1:11PM on 08/31/2010
Alright I'm convinced they're going the route of intentionally campy, a la Piranha 3D, with this thing. #4 was on TV the other night and it had a really bizarre sense of humor and was way more over-the-top than I remembered. These things are done taking themselves seriously like the first couple. I can't wait to laugh my ass off at this thing whenever it shows up on HBO or some shit
Alright I'm convinced they're going the route of intentionally campy, a la Piranha 3D, with this thing. #4 was on TV the other night and it had a really bizarre sense of humor and was way more over-the-top than I remembered. These things are done taking themselves seriously like the first couple. I can't wait to laugh my ass off at this thing whenever it shows up on HBO or some shit
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1:01PM on 08/31/2010
Great idea, kill the cast, the director, the producers, kill the film crew, the writers, the financial backers and finally, kill whoever keeps watching these fucking piss poor films.
Great idea, kill the cast, the director, the producers, kill the film crew, the writers, the financial backers and finally, kill whoever keeps watching these fucking piss poor films.
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12:43PM on 08/31/2010

Holy Crap

that is an awful cast. Seriously, really get sick of Dave whatever's face being in every movie. Same goes for Rob Riggle. I dont find either of them funny at all. Actually, i kinda want to see him get ripped to pieces. is that F-ed up?
that is an awful cast. Seriously, really get sick of Dave whatever's face being in every movie. Same goes for Rob Riggle. I dont find either of them funny at all. Actually, i kinda want to see him get ripped to pieces. is that F-ed up?
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12:43PM on 08/31/2010
Wow...what an amazing cast! :-/
Wow...what an amazing cast! :-/
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11:38AM on 08/31/2010

How cute

They actually wrote little personality descriptions for all this death fodder. Like who gives a shit?
They actually wrote little personality descriptions for all this death fodder. Like who gives a shit?
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10:44AM on 08/31/2010
It's good to see Ralph Macchio getting work.
It's good to see Ralph Macchio getting work.
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9:27AM on 08/31/2010

David Koechner is great, but I'll pass, thanks.

Why did they change it from "5NAL" to "5INAL?" Having the word "anal" pop into my head (especially when it's followed by the word "destination") was the only cool & interesting thing about this project!
Why did they change it from "5NAL" to "5INAL?" Having the word "anal" pop into my head (especially when it's followed by the word "destination") was the only cool & interesting thing about this project!
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9:27AM on 08/31/2010
I'm a fan of the first FD, and not the rest after that. This one has my interest because of David Koechner. Love the guy and am a huge fan of his.
I'm a fan of the first FD, and not the rest after that. This one has my interest because of David Koechner. Love the guy and am a huge fan of his.
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7:59AM on 08/31/2010
So this is what, the second or third sequel to the 'final' Final Destination movie? This is exactly the same thing that made Saw so terrible.
So this is what, the second or third sequel to the 'final' Final Destination movie? This is exactly the same thing that made Saw so terrible.
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7:09AM on 08/31/2010
And again I say: 1 w15h th15 53r135 w0u1d d13.
And again I say: 1 w15h th15 53r135 w0u1d d13.
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5:25AM on 08/31/2010
remember when devon sawa, ali larter, and sean william scott were in this and barely anyone saw this and cared? Oh wait, no one cared
remember when devon sawa, ali larter, and sean william scott were in this and barely anyone saw this and cared? Oh wait, no one cared
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