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There I was, in line for Iron Man 2 at the cine capri in scottsdale Arizona, when I got a pre screening pass for this movie. With a cast like this how could it go wrong? It's a pre screening, there will be flaws, but it must be good! How wrong I was.



Norton does the best he can with a sub par story that seems to be written by a 15 year old with downs syndrome and a masturbation complex. Stars of this magnitude should no better than to put out a flusher like this.



The acting from Jovovich made a -straight to Sci Fi channel- movie "actors" acting look amazing. Norton. honestly, seemed bored through the whole thing (if only his character were meant to be bored, it would have been perfect). And DeNiro..... what happened? You are one of the greats... you are better than this. If you need money that bad I can lend you a few bucks.



Now I will switch to "guy mode" real quick, and go for the sex scenes. Normally at least a nipple slip can keep my attention in the worst of sewage like this. Jovovich being an attractive woman, how could it be dissapointing?



Have you ever taken a gummy bear, chewed it up a bit, then looked at it? That is exactlly what that poor womans nipples look like now. I understand she has had a child, and good for her. But those are not teets that I wish to gaze at any longer. But at least the ladies get a look at the buff good looking guy she is sleeping with right? Maybe Nortons rear quarters? Nay nay I say. The sex scenes between Jovovich and -DeNiro- have officially made my penis just for show, a coffee table peice at best. I would rather see Kathy Bates in About Schmidt every second of every day of the rest of my life than EVER see that again.



Don't see it, it's bad, and they should feel bad for making it. The only way any editing can be done to redeem this crap fest is if they made an entirely different movie.



Now excuse me as I am going to go watch some soft core porn, because even that has better acting. Thank you and good night.

This movie has potential but will fail in the end because white guys should never have corn rolls.

I don't care for this poster at all. However, I am still looking forward to it. Great trailer.

i like the poster, but it´s not perfect, i´d change a few things, like jojovich´s name like Joe_99 said, and why the f*ck is there a separation between the O, the N and the E????

that´s just wrong, it kills the continuity of the art...



but well, it could be worse :P

I'm interested, but the poster is terrible. Swap the tagline with Jovovich's name

What the fuck is Norton doing with cornrows?

The movie sounds decent enough but that poster is garbage. The space is severly underutilized and Milla Jovovich's name looks like it was just slapped on in a random spot.