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Fifteen roles we are lucky didn't star Nicolas Cage

Apr. 9, 2012by:

I like Nicolas Cage, I really do. I love THE ROCK, FACE/OFF, and CON AIR. ADAPTATION is great and BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS is just insane fun. But, the dude will do anything for a paycheck. We have all seen these bad films. it makes you wonder what the man will not do in the name of the almight dollar (or to pay the IRS).

Well, what about the movies that he didn't end up starring in?

Lons at Ranker.com has compiled a very nice list of the fifteen movies that Nicolas Cage was going to star in or was being considered for. Each movie has a reference as to where Cage was in the running for the role. It is absolutely mindboggling to me that he was almost Willy Wonka, Superman, or Aragorn. All three of those roles would have sunk the movies as a whole. But, Neo, Skeletor, and Francis Dolarhyde would have been interesting choices.

Here is the Top 10 from the Ranker list (along with the star who actually got the role):

1) Superman - SUPERMAN RETURNS (Brandon Routh)

2) Aragorn - THE LORD OF THE RINGS (Viggo Mortensen)

3) Neo - THE MATRIX (Keanu Reeves)

4) Willy Wonka - CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (Johnny Depp)

5) Chev Chelios - CRANK (Jason Statham)

6) The Scarecrow - BATMAN (Cillian Murphy)

7) Randy "The Ram" Robinson -THE WRESTLER (Mickey Rourke)

8) Harry Dunne - DUMB AND DUMBER (Jeff Daniels)

9) John Bender - THE BREAKFAST CLUB (Judd Nelson)

10) John Constantine - CONSTANTINE (Keanu Reeves)

We may never know what would have happened in an alternate universe if those movies had been made. All we can do is watch this video below and let the fact soak in that these movies did, in fact, star Nicolas Cage.

Extra Tidbit: THE WICKER MAN remake.....what a horrible, horrible idea.
Source: Ranker

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6:11PM on 04/10/2012
i think he would have done fine with Constantine. It was a good movie but Reeves played it flat and Cage can do that all night long.
i think he would have done fine with Constantine. It was a good movie but Reeves played it flat and Cage can do that all night long.
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4:08PM on 04/10/2012
Most of those roles I could picture other actors in, and none would have bothered me that Cage did instead, except maybe the wrestler
Most of those roles I could picture other actors in, and none would have bothered me that Cage did instead, except maybe the wrestler
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4:08PM on 04/10/2012
Most of those roles I could picture other actors in, and none would have bothered me that Cage did instead, except maybe the wrestler
Most of those roles I could picture other actors in, and none would have bothered me that Cage did instead, except maybe the wrestler
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1:50PM on 04/10/2012
I'd LOVE to see what he'd have done w/ John Bender and Willy Wonka. But Aragorn??? What . . in . . the . . . ???
I'd LOVE to see what he'd have done w/ John Bender and Willy Wonka. But Aragorn??? What . . in . . the . . . ???
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8:27AM on 04/10/2012
Seems odd to think Cage was ever considered for The Wrestler, but part of me thinks he could've been amazing as Willy Wonka.
Seems odd to think Cage was ever considered for The Wrestler, but part of me thinks he could've been amazing as Willy Wonka.
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8:21AM on 04/10/2012
I totally wouldn't have minded Nicolas Cage as Crank, that movie would have been (no pun intended) KICK-Ass!

And also Constantine, though it would teeter on unintentional comedy territory would have been ok, because when I first watched it I couldn't help but picture Nic Cage in the role.
I totally wouldn't have minded Nicolas Cage as Crank, that movie would have been (no pun intended) KICK-Ass!

And also Constantine, though it would teeter on unintentional comedy territory would have been ok, because when I first watched it I couldn't help but picture Nic Cage in the role.
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7:34AM on 04/10/2012
Cage would have been fine in most of those. I couldn't see him pulling off Dumb and Dumber though. It's easy to forget that he can act. He just picks bad projects.
Cage would have been fine in most of those. I couldn't see him pulling off Dumb and Dumber though. It's easy to forget that he can act. He just picks bad projects.
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4:06AM on 04/10/2012
I had heard he actually was cast as Bender but objected to the pot smoking. scene
I had heard he actually was cast as Bender but objected to the pot smoking. scene
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10:56PM on 04/09/2012
Hi-fucking-ya!
Hi-fucking-ya!
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12:57PM on 04/10/2012
Attention morons that thumbed this down, watch the fucking clip.
Attention morons that thumbed this down, watch the fucking clip.
10:33PM on 04/09/2012
Honestly, Cage would have been a GREAT Scarecrow. Too bad that never happened.
Honestly, Cage would have been a GREAT Scarecrow. Too bad that never happened.
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9:34PM on 04/09/2012
It'd be frakkin' weird and awesome to see Cage as Chev from Crank.
It'd be frakkin' weird and awesome to see Cage as Chev from Crank.
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9:04PM on 04/09/2012

Wait

you mean there are movies Nicholas Cage didn;t do?
you mean there are movies Nicholas Cage didn;t do?
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8:38PM on 04/09/2012
He was also considered to play Green Goblin. Willem Dafoe owned that role, but I would've loved to see Nicolas Cage wearing a goblin costume battling Spider-Man while laughing maniacally.
He was also considered to play Green Goblin. Willem Dafoe owned that role, but I would've loved to see Nicolas Cage wearing a goblin costume battling Spider-Man while laughing maniacally.
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8:21PM on 04/09/2012

Statham was right for Chelios...

But Nic Cage wasn't the only other guy they were considering, they were also looking at:
Chris Rock
Matt Dillon
Johnny Knoxville
Seann William Scott
Robert Downey, Jr.
Andy Serkis
But Nic Cage wasn't the only other guy they were considering, they were also looking at:
Chris Rock
Matt Dillon
Johnny Knoxville
Seann William Scott
Robert Downey, Jr.
Andy Serkis
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8:14PM on 04/09/2012
NOOOOO not the beeeees!
NOOOOO not the beeeees!
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8:12PM on 04/09/2012
I actually wouldn't mind seeing versions of all those movies with Nicolas Cage in them. I think they'd be awesome.
I actually wouldn't mind seeing versions of all those movies with Nicolas Cage in them. I think they'd be awesome.
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7:19PM on 04/09/2012
Are you kidding me? Nic Cage as Chev Chelios would have elevated Crank into cult classic heaven. Cage as Willy Wonka would've been equally as awesome, at least it wouldn't have turned out such a bland studio project. And at least Superman would have been entertaining in a crash and burn kind of way instead of just mildly forgettable the way Superman Returns was.

Dumb and Dumber is a classic and I wouldn't change anything about it - but still, I would love to see the alternate universe
Are you kidding me? Nic Cage as Chev Chelios would have elevated Crank into cult classic heaven. Cage as Willy Wonka would've been equally as awesome, at least it wouldn't have turned out such a bland studio project. And at least Superman would have been entertaining in a crash and burn kind of way instead of just mildly forgettable the way Superman Returns was.

Dumb and Dumber is a classic and I wouldn't change anything about it - but still, I would love to see the alternate universe version with Cage playing an idiot - I imagine it would top the brilliance of Cage in Wicker Man.

Also, in my alternate (perfect) universe, there is a movie featuring a Schwarzenegger/Cage line-up.
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7:48PM on 04/09/2012
Agreed. Crank and Willy Wonka would have been great for Cage.
Agreed. Crank and Willy Wonka would have been great for Cage.
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7:18PM on 04/09/2012
When did TMZ post Supermans mug shot?
When did TMZ post Supermans mug shot?
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6:52PM on 04/09/2012

The wickerman is....

the greatest comedy worst film ever made. It's just cage screaming and punching women what is not to like LMFAO.
the greatest comedy worst film ever made. It's just cage screaming and punching women what is not to like LMFAO.
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6:52PM on 04/09/2012
this video is great! Makes me want to see the wicker man remake just for the crazyness of it!
this video is great! Makes me want to see the wicker man remake just for the crazyness of it!
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