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May. 8, 2008by:

G.I. JOE

Yesterday, shots of the main players in the upcoming Stephen Sommers directed G.I. JOE feature adaptation landed at select internet destinations. Today, Paramount was cool enough to provide us with high res stills of the whole lot that debuted yesterday, including an apparently overlooked Marlon Wayans as Ripcord. Click for their respective high res shots. The Joe action starts August 7th.

BREAKER (Sad Taghmaoui)

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DESTRO (Christopher Eccleston)

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DUKE (Channing Tatum)

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GENERAL HAWK (Dennis Quaid)

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HEAVY DUTY (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje )

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BARONESS (Sienna Miller)

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RIP (Marlon Wayans)

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SCARLETT (Rachel Nichols)

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SNAKE EYES (Ray Park)

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STORM SHADOW (Byung-hun Lee)

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Extra Tidbit: Producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura originally wanted Mark Wahlberg for the role of Duke.
Source: Paramount

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9:16PM on 05/11/2008

OK

Nothing special. Scarlet's ass is nice.
Nothing special. Scarlet's ass is nice.
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2:51PM on 05/11/2008
Hey Baroness... Jennifer Garner/Sydney Bristow called. When you're done playing dress up, she wants her outfit and wig back.
Hey Baroness... Jennifer Garner/Sydney Bristow called. When you're done playing dress up, she wants her outfit and wig back.
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7:47AM on 05/10/2008
The more I see of this the more I hate it. I have to echo other complaints that they all look the same, which is stupid, and it DOES look a LOT like DOOM. And that's not a good thing. I don't get how movies are getting made like this, it just boggles my mind. Of course I haven't seen the movie, but I will and will probably hate it.
The more I see of this the more I hate it. I have to echo other complaints that they all look the same, which is stupid, and it DOES look a LOT like DOOM. And that's not a good thing. I don't get how movies are getting made like this, it just boggles my mind. Of course I haven't seen the movie, but I will and will probably hate it.
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3:25PM on 05/09/2008

Too futuristic

Most the costumes look like leftovers from street fighter or Doom, nothing special. Maybe its just me, but these pictues seem more like from a futuristic sci-fi movie than a GI Joe film.
Most the costumes look like leftovers from street fighter or Doom, nothing special. Maybe its just me, but these pictues seem more like from a futuristic sci-fi movie than a GI Joe film.
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10:49AM on 05/09/2008

seeing double

WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME! Didn't they actually sit down and WATCH the GI Joe cartoons before they made this?
WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME! Didn't they actually sit down and WATCH the GI Joe cartoons before they made this?
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8:04AM on 05/09/2008

Cobra Commander

Is the kid from Third Rock From The Sun?
Jesus Christ, I give up already!!
Is the kid from Third Rock From The Sun?
Jesus Christ, I give up already!!
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7:54AM on 05/09/2008

10/10 for Snake Eyes

and Scarlett's ass.
Good cast.
But I'm just not gonna buy a shitty toy like GI Joe made into a movie.

At least Transformers had a soul behind its toys, this is just war shite.
and Scarlett's ass.
Good cast.
But I'm just not gonna buy a shitty toy like GI Joe made into a movie.

At least Transformers had a soul behind its toys, this is just war shite.
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6:23AM on 05/09/2008

UNFAIR

how come all the rich kids who could afford transformers back in the 80's get a badass version of their toys and all us broke-ass GI Joe fans get is this bullshit.

Those fucking costumes look like leftovers from another movie. GENERIC!!!! I don't even recognize these hoes. Where's the camo?

I'm mad at someone.

Go hang yourself
how come all the rich kids who could afford transformers back in the 80's get a badass version of their toys and all us broke-ass GI Joe fans get is this bullshit.

Those fucking costumes look like leftovers from another movie. GENERIC!!!! I don't even recognize these hoes. Where's the camo?

I'm mad at someone.

Go hang yourself
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12:48AM on 05/09/2008
I'd say the best costumes go to Baroness & Scarlett. Gonna wait for the trailer to come first.
I'd say the best costumes go to Baroness & Scarlett. Gonna wait for the trailer to come first.
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11:37PM on 05/08/2008

Channing Tatum

Granted i have never seen one of his movies... BUT is it just me, or does he have no emotion ever. I googled him when i heard he wa DUKE. and its the same face everytime.
Granted i have never seen one of his movies... BUT is it just me, or does he have no emotion ever. I googled him when i heard he wa DUKE. and its the same face everytime.
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10:47PM on 05/08/2008

Thats Duke

oh my f-ing christ!
oh my f-ing christ!
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10:16PM on 05/08/2008

They all look the same!!!!!!

OMG,what have they done to the joes,this bunch of clowns in those ridiculous suits are gonna play the Joes.
OMG,what have they done to the joes,this bunch of clowns in those ridiculous suits are gonna play the Joes.
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10:15PM on 05/08/2008
Christopher Eccleston looks like he's pissed that he's in this movie.
Christopher Eccleston looks like he's pissed that he's in this movie.
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9:48PM on 05/08/2008

The Former First Sergeant??

This toolshed is Duke?? It's nice to see the makeup dept can draw in a realistic goatee on the young buck. Count me out, however, a Snakes Eyes vs. Storm Shadow movie...thats a different story.
This toolshed is Duke?? It's nice to see the makeup dept can draw in a realistic goatee on the young buck. Count me out, however, a Snakes Eyes vs. Storm Shadow movie...thats a different story.
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9:39PM on 05/08/2008

i like ray park

That's all i have to say about this movie
That's all i have to say about this movie
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8:32PM on 05/08/2008

Don't forget Cover Girl

Besides Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow, she wears color clothes (not all black)

Hopefully this movie explains why Destro started to wear the silver mask.

I'm neutral on this for now.
Besides Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow, she wears color clothes (not all black)

Hopefully this movie explains why Destro started to wear the silver mask.

I'm neutral on this for now.
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8:31PM on 05/08/2008

huge turd

They're all wearing the same costumes.. wow. This movie sounded like shit, got casted like shit, and now even LOOKS dark as shit. It'll probly smell like shit if you dare go into the theater it's playing in.
They're all wearing the same costumes.. wow. This movie sounded like shit, got casted like shit, and now even LOOKS dark as shit. It'll probly smell like shit if you dare go into the theater it's playing in.
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8:12PM on 05/08/2008

We'll see....

This is one series that didn't need a major overhaul in the looks department - unlike X-men. Snake eyes and Storm Shadow look amazing,But, the rest of the cast is laughable. I like Dennis Quaid, but this just doesn't fit him at all. Why the fuck is Destro not looking like Destro? We get the guy that said one of the worst lines in Hollywood history "When it rains, it pours"(Gone in Sixty Seconds). GImme a break. Was pumped for this, however, after seeing this, the answer is "NO". Great
This is one series that didn't need a major overhaul in the looks department - unlike X-men. Snake eyes and Storm Shadow look amazing,But, the rest of the cast is laughable. I like Dennis Quaid, but this just doesn't fit him at all. Why the fuck is Destro not looking like Destro? We get the guy that said one of the worst lines in Hollywood history "When it rains, it pours"(Gone in Sixty Seconds). GImme a break. Was pumped for this, however, after seeing this, the answer is "NO". Great choice to put RAY PARKS in the movie(he has a good track record at the box-office - I'd call him the lucky charm of Hollywood)
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8:02PM on 05/08/2008
I never thought I'd say this without any racial context, but those are all very... black. And I'm sorry to say that the one I'm most uncomfortable with is Duke, he's just so blah that it doesn't strike me as very well done in the least.

I think what I'm trying to say is, I'm irritated.
I never thought I'd say this without any racial context, but those are all very... black. And I'm sorry to say that the one I'm most uncomfortable with is Duke, he's just so blah that it doesn't strike me as very well done in the least.

I think what I'm trying to say is, I'm irritated.
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8:00PM on 05/08/2008
um...sienna miller looks hot. oh, and the costumes are nice.
um...sienna miller looks hot. oh, and the costumes are nice.
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7:23PM on 05/08/2008

Why?

A lot of the fun about GI Joes comes from their radically differing costumes. But here, they all seem to be dressed alike. Sure, it makes them seem more unified, and coordinated, but it doesn't make them feel like they've got different personalities.
A lot of the fun about GI Joes comes from their radically differing costumes. But here, they all seem to be dressed alike. Sure, it makes them seem more unified, and coordinated, but it doesn't make them feel like they've got different personalities.
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7:11PM on 05/08/2008
half those look pretty dumb, but I'll hold final judgment untill I see a trailer.
half those look pretty dumb, but I'll hold final judgment untill I see a trailer.
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6:56PM on 05/08/2008

This might be a fun time...

I'm semi-exited for this and I'm definitely curious to see how Cobra Commander turns out. This can easily be hit or miss, but at least Snake Eyes + Storm Shadow look badass and Scarlett is appropriately hot.
I'm semi-exited for this and I'm definitely curious to see how Cobra Commander turns out. This can easily be hit or miss, but at least Snake Eyes + Storm Shadow look badass and Scarlett is appropriately hot.
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