Golden Globe winners!

I just got done watching the "Golden Globes
Winners Show", and I gotta say that it was easily one of
the best (and shortest) award shows that I’ve ever seen!! It really
gives you a great idea about how much f*ckin’ FLUFF they generally
add to the proceedings, not counting the winners’ thank-yous, of
course.

The
whole thing would actually have been even shorter (it lasted an
hour, as is), if they weren’t going over to one of their reporters
sitting with a dude from "Entertainment Weekly" magazine
every now and again. Now while this was a valiant effort to bring a
little more to the show, really…I’m not much into ass-kissing, and
that’s essentially all they were doing. Even Billy f*ckin’ Bush had
more swipes than these two people. PS: Nancy O’Dell is a doll! As a
movie fan though, I would have loved to have seen a little more real
analysis of every other win amongst a group of "pundits"
from the movie industry (including the onliners, of course…we
exist, man!!), but you can’t have everything in life, right?

NOT SO COOL: Cate Blanchett wins (again!) for
Best Supporting Actress over folks like Amy Adams (Thank God she
didn’t win for playing Elizabeth again….yawn!). The show put way
too much emphasis on that fat chick from HAIRSPRAY, who thankfully,
did not win (and who really pushes over a coffee table when hearing
good news?). And how about this Julian Schnabel dude winning
"Best Director" over the Coen brothers??? Pulllleazzzeee!
No wins for JUNO was also a big surprise (it had 4 nominations).

COOLNESS: Johnny Depp finally gets a win for
"Best Actor" in SWEENEY TODD and the film also wins for
"Best Musical or Comedy". Even though I was a huge fan of
Viggo in EASTERN PROMISES, I think we can all agree that Daniel Day
Lewis deserved "Best Actor" for THERE WILL BE BLOOD. And
even though NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN lost in the "Best
Picture" category, it won for "Best Screenplay" and
"Best Supporting Actor" for the great Javier Bardem.

You can see all of the movie-related winners below,
or CLICK
HERE to check out all of the winners on the official Golden
Globes website. Incidentally, even though there were no red carpets
this year (so we weren’t able to post our favorite pics and captions
— click HERE to
check out last year’s shtuff), our horny bretheren over at
MovieHotties.com were nice enough to slap together a list of BEST/WORST
of the GOLDEN GLOBES past, including pictures, of which you
can see a few below. And yes, Scarlett Johansson wins for the best
ever "golden globes" at a Golden Globes ceremony.

But even more importantly (wink, wink), our very own
GOLDEN SCHMOES
nominations process will begin next Monday, January 18th and ending
on February 1st. Remember that anyone with a free MyJoBlo.com
account (register HERE)
can start posting their own favorites right HERE,
starting next week. This is where the real movie fans get the
final word!!

BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
AMERICAN GANGSTER
ATONEMENT
EASTERN PROMISES
THE GREAT DEBATERS
MICHAEL CLAYTON
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
THERE WILL BE BLOOD

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
Cate Blanchett –

ELIZABETH

: THE GOLDEN AGE
Julie Christie – AWAY FROM HER
Jodie Foster – THE BRAVE ONE
Angelina Jolie – A MIGHTY HEART
Keira Knightley – ATONEMENT

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
George Clooney – MICHAEL CLAYTON
Daniel Day Lewis – THERE WILL BE BLOOD
James McAvoy – ATONEMENT
Viggo Mortensen – EASTERN PROMISES
Denzel Washington – AMERICAN GANGSTER

BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR
HAIRSPRAY
JUNO
SWEENEY TODD

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS – COMEDY OR MUSICAL 
Amy Adams – ENCHANTED 
Nikki Blonsky – HAIRSPRAY 
Helena Bonham Carter – SWEENEY TODD 
Marion Cotillard – LA VIE EN ROSE 
Ellen Page – JUNO

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR – COMEDY OR
MUSICAL 
Johnny Depp – SWEENEY TODD 
Ryan Gosling – LARS AND THE REAL GIRL 
Tom Hanks – CHARLIE WILSON 
Philip Seymour Hoffman – THE SAVAGES 
John Reilly – WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Cate Blanchett,
I’M NOT THERE
Saoirse Ronan, ATONEMENT
Julia Roberts, CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR
Amy Ryan, GONE BABY GONE
Tilda Swinton, MICHAEL CLAYTON

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Casey Affleck, ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES…
Javier Bardem, NO COUNTRY FOR
OLD MEN
Philip Seymour Hoffman, CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR
John Travolta, HAIRSPRAY
Tom Wilkinson, MICHAEL CLAYTON

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM 
THE BEE MOVIE
THE SIMPSONS MOVIE
RATATOUILLE 

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM 
4 MONTHS, 3 WEEKS AND 2 DAYS
THE KITE RUNNER
THE
DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY
LUST, CAUTION
PERSEPOLIS

BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE 
Tim Burton, SWEENEY TODD
Joel Coen & Ethan Coen, NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
Julian Schnabel, DIVING BELL
& THE BUTTERFLY
Ridley Scott, AMERICAN GANGSTER
Joe Wright, ATONEMENT

BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE 
Diablo Cody – JUNO
Ethan
Coen and Joel Coen – NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
Christopher Hampton –
ATONEMENT
Ronald Hardwood – THE DIVING BELL
AND THE BUTTERFLY
Aaron Sorkin – CHARLIE WILSON’S
WAR

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – MOTION PICTURE 
Michael Brook, Kaki King, Eddie
Vedder – INTO THE WILD
Clint Eastwood – GRACE IS GONE
Alberto Iglesias – THE KITE RUNNER
Dario
Marianelli – ATONEMENT
Howard Shore – EASTERN
PROMISES
 

BEST ORIGINAL SONG – MOTION PICTURE 
"Despedida" — LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLERA
(Music by: Shakira, Antonio Pinto Lyrics by: Shakira)


"Grace Is Gone" — GRACE IS GONE (Music by: Clint
Eastwood Lyrics by: Carole Bayer Sager)


"Guaranteed" — INTO THE WILD
(Music & Lyrics by: Eddie Vedder)


"That’s How You Know" — ENCHANTED (Music
& Lyrics by: Alan Menken)


"Walk Hard" — WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY (Music
& Lyrics by: Marshall Crenshaw, John C. Reilly, Judd Apatow,
Jake Kasdan)

BEST &
WORST FROM GLOBES PAST

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