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Iron Man 2 toys kinda look like the characters

02.27.2010

While some movie tie-in toys bear a chilling resemblance to their cinematic counterparts, others just seem to try and keep it in the ballpark.

Pop Eater got a look at the first round of Hasbro toys for IRON MAN 2, and aside from Nick Fury's moobs (and human-sized coat) and the BRIDGET JONES Black Widow, I suppose they're not too bad. At least Whiplash looks almost exactly like Mickey Rourke! Only a bit less plastic.

Check out a better look at the figures and how they compare to the real-life versions right HERE.

Extra Tidbit: The Hot Toys figure of the DARK KNIGHT Joker is so accurate it's creepy.
Source: Pop Eater

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8:18AM on 03/02/2010
Can't. stop. Laughing.
Can't. stop. Laughing.
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10:57AM on 03/01/2010

Sweet awfulness

I think they just took some unsold original series G.I. Joe Action Figures out of a storage warehouse and repainted them. Tony Stark: Tomax's head on Destro's body. Whiplash: Zartan on Serpentor's body. Nick Fury: Dr. Mindbender from the Fall Sweater Collection.

I don't know how they did it, but ScarJo: Natalie "The Fat One" Green, from "The Facts of Life."

Clearly Robot Chicken was overseeing production, to prepare for next season.
I think they just took some unsold original series G.I. Joe Action Figures out of a storage warehouse and repainted them. Tony Stark: Tomax's head on Destro's body. Whiplash: Zartan on Serpentor's body. Nick Fury: Dr. Mindbender from the Fall Sweater Collection.

I don't know how they did it, but ScarJo: Natalie "The Fat One" Green, from "The Facts of Life."

Clearly Robot Chicken was overseeing production, to prepare for next season.
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9:58AM on 03/01/2010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Wow could these be any worse?

Is hasbro just hiring people from taco bell to design their action figs now?

There is no way these are real...they are that bad.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Wow could these be any worse?

Is hasbro just hiring people from taco bell to design their action figs now?

There is no way these are real...they are that bad.
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9:07PM on 02/28/2010
LMFAO The Black widow looks pregnant almost, love how they enhanced the breasts after Scarlet's lovely rack
LMFAO The Black widow looks pregnant almost, love how they enhanced the breasts after Scarlet's lovely rack
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2:08PM on 02/28/2010

Terrible.

Wow...Tony Stark looks like Al from Home Improvement.

The Black Widow looks like she's suffering from a reaction to a bee sting.

Nick Fury looks like Shaft with an eye patch (oh, wait).

I don't know what the hell the Whiplash figure looks like but it's not Mickey Rourke.
Wow...Tony Stark looks like Al from Home Improvement.

The Black Widow looks like she's suffering from a reaction to a bee sting.

Nick Fury looks like Shaft with an eye patch (oh, wait).

I don't know what the hell the Whiplash figure looks like but it's not Mickey Rourke.
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11:15AM on 02/28/2010
My only issue is Mickey Rourke's face! Still gonna get them though. I bet that Sideshow Collectibles will somehow make their own accurate version of Whiplash.
My only issue is Mickey Rourke's face! Still gonna get them though. I bet that Sideshow Collectibles will somehow make their own accurate version of Whiplash.
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8:44AM on 02/28/2010

Ouch.

They managed to make Mickey Rourke look like Paulo Tocha.
They managed to make Mickey Rourke look like Paulo Tocha.
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2:46AM on 02/28/2010
This is sad considering Marvel's tied history with action figures.
This is sad considering Marvel's tied history with action figures.
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1:38AM on 02/28/2010

Out of curiosity....

why does Iron Man have a triangle in his chest, instead of the circle?
why does Iron Man have a triangle in his chest, instead of the circle?
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2:00AM on 02/28/2010
it's trying to resemble the recent 'Extremis" version of the armor that was pretty much nanobots. though the first appearance of the triangle shaped chest reactor was the "Silver Centurion" armor during the Armor Wars storyline in the 80s
it's trying to resemble the recent 'Extremis" version of the armor that was pretty much nanobots. though the first appearance of the triangle shaped chest reactor was the "Silver Centurion" armor during the Armor Wars storyline in the 80s
6:40AM on 02/28/2010
Also he's upgrading his armor for the sequel so it is probably the mark 4 version.
Also he's upgrading his armor for the sequel so it is probably the mark 4 version.
8:58PM on 02/27/2010

Yikes

That Scarlett Johansson is seriously making me reconsider my goal of getting an action figure of every celebrity that's played a superhero...
That Scarlett Johansson is seriously making me reconsider my goal of getting an action figure of every celebrity that's played a superhero...
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8:54PM on 02/27/2010
Ugh. Does Scarlett really have that many chins in real life?
Ugh. Does Scarlett really have that many chins in real life?
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8:49PM on 02/27/2010
Lol Whiplash = Robot Chicken.
Lol Whiplash = Robot Chicken.
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8:02PM on 02/27/2010

Do they come with helmets?

Cuz Tony Stark's hair - while looking alright for the head - probably wouldn't fit in one.
Cuz Tony Stark's hair - while looking alright for the head - probably wouldn't fit in one.
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7:39PM on 02/27/2010
Look at Nick Fury's eyes - he looks so sad! Probably because someone decided to give him enormous man-boobs.
Look at Nick Fury's eyes - he looks so sad! Probably because someone decided to give him enormous man-boobs.
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6:17PM on 02/27/2010

I'm getting them!

I just hope they come in the regular 6-7 inch scaleinstead of the new 3in scale which I think is the dubest idea ever.
I just hope they come in the regular 6-7 inch scaleinstead of the new 3in scale which I think is the dubest idea ever.
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6:15PM on 02/27/2010

Haha

I dont think this Mickey Rourke toy looks any more retarded than he does in the movie.
I dont think this Mickey Rourke toy looks any more retarded than he does in the movie.
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4:56PM on 02/27/2010
Nick Fury looks like a black Snake Pliskens. Samuel L. Jackson as Snake in the Escape From N.Y. remake?
Nick Fury looks like a black Snake Pliskens. Samuel L. Jackson as Snake in the Escape From N.Y. remake?
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4:44PM on 02/27/2010
I want a Sam Rockwell action figure.
I want a Sam Rockwell action figure.
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3:44PM on 02/27/2010

JESUS!

Nick Fury's man tits would even embarrass Khan in Star Trek II. Too bad that obnoxiously over sized coat doesn't do anything to divert attention from those man melons. If they wanted to make a figure of a gay Nick Fury, they knocked it out of the fucking park. Job well done.
Nick Fury's man tits would even embarrass Khan in Star Trek II. Too bad that obnoxiously over sized coat doesn't do anything to divert attention from those man melons. If they wanted to make a figure of a gay Nick Fury, they knocked it out of the fucking park. Job well done.
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3:38PM on 02/27/2010
I'm a toy enthusiast, and it doesn't sound like you know what you're talking about at all. I facepalmed through the entire article.
I'm a toy enthusiast, and it doesn't sound like you know what you're talking about at all. I facepalmed through the entire article.
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10:21PM on 02/27/2010
I just facepalmed through your entire post.
I just facepalmed through your entire post.
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3:36PM on 02/27/2010
These are fucking awful, Tony Stark looks more like Richard gere than Downey jr.
These are fucking awful, Tony Stark looks more like Richard gere than Downey jr.
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3:45PM on 02/27/2010
Richard Gere with a little touch of Just For Men beard and hair color.
Richard Gere with a little touch of Just For Men beard and hair color.
1:56PM on 02/27/2010
Ha. The Black Widow figure looks like Kelly Osbourne...nothing like Scarlett.
Ha. The Black Widow figure looks like Kelly Osbourne...nothing like Scarlett.
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1:55PM on 02/27/2010

HAHAHA

If someone ever game me that Whiplash when I was a kid, I would've burnt it
If someone ever game me that Whiplash when I was a kid, I would've burnt it
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1:12PM on 02/27/2010
haha what!!?? These are terrible. That looks nothing like Rourke.
haha what!!?? These are terrible. That looks nothing like Rourke.
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12:49PM on 02/27/2010

ughhh

why does nick fury have boobs?
why does nick fury have boobs?
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12:40PM on 02/27/2010

Ouch

Damn those are terrible, but they're kids toys so what do you expect?
Damn those are terrible, but they're kids toys so what do you expect?
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