Thanks to a substantial number of “facts” that took the internets by storm a few years ago, Chuck Norris has gone from cheesy martial art movie/Walker, Texas Ranger star to deified legend. How exactly did this happen, though? How is it that the saddest moment in a child’s life is not when he learns Santa Claus isn’t real but when he learns Chuck Norris is? How did Chuck Norris become, well, Chuck Norris? Well, schmoe Mike recently pointed us to a few brave souls who are attempting to explain the ascension of this demigod in a project titled “The Legend of Chuck Norris”. They’re currently shopping the project around to both film and television studios but as it is now, it seems perfectly suited for Cartoon Network’s “Adult Swim”. If you dare, see the birth of a legend by clicking on that shiny, ripped Chuck Norris neonate.
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