Top 10 Favorite Movie Drunk Chicks
Drunk women always seem to be a lot more work than drunk dudes. That's why I love watching them in movies, where they can't bother me with their exaggerated fountains of puke and teardrops. Keep them at a safe distance and I can watch their stupid shit all night long. This partly explains my recent 'Jersey Shore' fascination. Is it ironic that I got shit-faced while writing this and dropped my iPod in the toilet? While pissing? Maybe, but at least I didn't cry about it. Much.