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Oct. 18, 2007by: Jim Law

Top 10 Reasons I've Never Done Heroin

I've lived a pretty sheltered life. Movies have a lot to do with that. I won't answer the phone at night in case it's coming from inside the house. When offered, I'll always take the blue pill. I never talk about Fight Club. And never will you see me on a muthaf*cking plane with muthaf*cking snakes. When it comes to drugs, heroin in particular, I'm probably cleaner than a nun with no arms. Am I a pussy? Maybe (probably), but at least none of the shit that you watch below will ever happen to me.
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