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Lohan is finished?

Mar. 26, 2009by: James Thoo
Lindsay Lohan has apparently embarked on the Jessica Simpson direction of career trajectory. Her next effort, LABOR PAINS will go straight to cable and then to DVD, skipping completely that cumbersome affair of opening in cinemas. Also, it is apparently our fault. She said And yes, the Web sites, the gossip pages and all of that stuff have hurt my career theyre like the burn books of Hollywood.

And to a degree she is probably correct; it's no secret that in Hollywood people will readily hire bitches who suck at both life and acting so long as the websites are in to it. Likewise, people in general usually overlook the million people you let put their dicks into you (collectively, "The Riders of Lohan"). So here, in celebration of this being perhaps the last time we will report on something from the world of Lohan, are a couple of pictures to remember her by.



Extra Tidbit: It's a pity this chick sucks. Great ass.
Source: MTV

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5:42PM on 03/31/2009
Yes, I too blame the media for all her troubles.

I mean the way they made her go out and get drunk all the time.
How they made her crash into a tree.
How they made her not show up for work because she was out partying all night.
How they made her hang out with Paris Hilton.
And especially how they made her go "is she or isn't she" with SamRo.

Damn you media!!!
Yes, I too blame the media for all her troubles.

I mean the way they made her go out and get drunk all the time.
How they made her crash into a tree.
How they made her not show up for work because she was out partying all night.
How they made her hang out with Paris Hilton.
And especially how they made her go "is she or isn't she" with SamRo.

Damn you media!!!
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6:54PM on 03/29/2009

The Lohan Brand

Lindsay has become a brand-not quite a commodity but close- hence her looks alone will garner her alot of future work in film i.e. Michelle Trachtenberg- I like both these ladies and wish them the best in their careers.
Lindsay has become a brand-not quite a commodity but close- hence her looks alone will garner her alot of future work in film i.e. Michelle Trachtenberg- I like both these ladies and wish them the best in their careers.
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2:09AM on 03/29/2009

seriously...

This dude (thoo) completely lacks journalistic integrity...

"the million people you let put their dicks into you"??

classy, douchebag...I am no fan of Lohan, but I hope you get sued for slander as I am pretty sure that MTV was not your source for that pearl of wisdom.
Who let's this guy post? shouldn't there at least be a grade school English pre-req?
This dude (thoo) completely lacks journalistic integrity...

"the million people you let put their dicks into you"??

classy, douchebag...I am no fan of Lohan, but I hope you get sued for slander as I am pretty sure that MTV was not your source for that pearl of wisdom.
Who let's this guy post? shouldn't there at least be a grade school English pre-req?
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5:13AM on 03/28/2009

hey

James Thoo. Can you kill yourself to spare us all from your horrible articles.

K. Thanks. Bye.
James Thoo. Can you kill yourself to spare us all from your horrible articles.

K. Thanks. Bye.
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9:50PM on 03/27/2009
I like her.
I like her.
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4:26PM on 03/27/2009

I liked I know who killed me...

slasher meets giallo... She was pretty good in it. She had also pretty good comic timing (in Mean girls for example). I don't care how many men she has slept with (the fucker who's written this sexist piece of shit of an article probably thinks a men who fucks tons of women is a seductor, but a woman who fucks tons of men is a whore...WHEN YOU PUT YOUR PEN IN DIRT YOU ALWAYS WRITE SHIT).
A sincere fuck you to the guy who wrote those lines.
P.S.: Razzies suck even more than the Oscars, when
slasher meets giallo... She was pretty good in it. She had also pretty good comic timing (in Mean girls for example). I don't care how many men she has slept with (the fucker who's written this sexist piece of shit of an article probably thinks a men who fucks tons of women is a seductor, but a woman who fucks tons of men is a whore...WHEN YOU PUT YOUR PEN IN DIRT YOU ALWAYS WRITE SHIT).
A sincere fuck you to the guy who wrote those lines.
P.S.: Razzies suck even more than the Oscars, when will people realize that?
P.S.2: A big fuck you to those who enjoy that kind of article.
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3:00PM on 03/27/2009

a good lesson in responsibility!!!

The media is hardly to blame for the downfall of the once amazing LiLo. The fact of the matter is that the media only follows people who will give them stories!!! They want the easy targets and when you're out partying, living a reckless lifestyle and flushing your career down the toilet they're going to follow you! Why doesn't the media hound Tom Hanks or people along those lines? He's famous and well known. It's because he doesn't act like a moron. That's why Tom Cruise was doing so well
The media is hardly to blame for the downfall of the once amazing LiLo. The fact of the matter is that the media only follows people who will give them stories!!! They want the easy targets and when you're out partying, living a reckless lifestyle and flushing your career down the toilet they're going to follow you! Why doesn't the media hound Tom Hanks or people along those lines? He's famous and well known. It's because he doesn't act like a moron. That's why Tom Cruise was doing so well staying out of tabloid affairs until he started acting like like a fool.
It's simple math! Don't be an idiot and they won't follow you!

Sigh....

It's too bad because she was so hot in mean girls and seemed really on her way to stardom. Now there isnt a studio that is going to bank millions on her to sell a picture. She's definitely going to have to start over.

But all of that begins with taking responsibility for where your at and changing. Until she does that she ain't got nothin'!
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2:40PM on 03/27/2009

Couldn't care less about her.

Crap actress,person and terrible career choices made by her.
Her last film won her a razzie and this new one straight to cable.
Never rated her as an actress and her work ethic's were poor too.
A movie producer publicly said she never turned up to set etc.
So its not all the tabloids and internet sites fault.
Only has herself to blame and hopefully a better actress can take her place.
Crap actress,person and terrible career choices made by her.
Her last film won her a razzie and this new one straight to cable.
Never rated her as an actress and her work ethic's were poor too.
A movie producer publicly said she never turned up to set etc.
So its not all the tabloids and internet sites fault.
Only has herself to blame and hopefully a better actress can take her place.
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11:44AM on 03/27/2009
She should do porn!!! Although she would probably suck...pun intended....
She should do porn!!! Although she would probably suck...pun intended....
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11:30AM on 03/27/2009
well
according to Varity report
the movie will get US theatrical release anyway.
well
according to Varity report
the movie will get US theatrical release anyway.
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9:56AM on 03/27/2009
This girl had a lot of potential growing up. It is true that all the gossip damaged her career, but it is also true that she is really irresponsible. She use to do whatever she wanted in sets... she turned up hours late, the drugs, etc... So she ALSO damaged her career A LOT.

Nevertheless, I expect a comeback... and not to my surprise, I expect a good and big comeback!
This girl had a lot of potential growing up. It is true that all the gossip damaged her career, but it is also true that she is really irresponsible. She use to do whatever she wanted in sets... she turned up hours late, the drugs, etc... So she ALSO damaged her career A LOT.

Nevertheless, I expect a comeback... and not to my surprise, I expect a good and big comeback!
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6:52AM on 03/27/2009

Yep

Ok so i think she really needs to re-invent herself scatt, she showed awesome potencial in Mean Girls and Bobby, come on woman, get it together, Barrymore style.
Ok so i think she really needs to re-invent herself scatt, she showed awesome potencial in Mean Girls and Bobby, come on woman, get it together, Barrymore style.
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5:45AM on 03/27/2009
I DO blame the media for ruining her once-promising career. Too bad.
I DO blame the media for ruining her once-promising career. Too bad.
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1:46AM on 03/27/2009

Did it to herself

She pulled some stupid shit like not showing up on set when she was supposed to. You can get away with that as long as your films make money, but when they start bombing . . . bye-bye, sweetheart.

What a waste: after Mean Girls, people were saying she was a pretty good actor.
She pulled some stupid shit like not showing up on set when she was supposed to. You can get away with that as long as your films make money, but when they start bombing . . . bye-bye, sweetheart.

What a waste: after Mean Girls, people were saying she was a pretty good actor.
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12:29AM on 03/27/2009

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Well she did mess up and picked some dumb roles but does she really deserve to be blacklisted?
I am all for the Beaver pics though.......
Well she did mess up and picked some dumb roles but does she really deserve to be blacklisted?
I am all for the Beaver pics though.......
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11:48PM on 03/26/2009

C'mon

Jessica Simpson has more dignity than her and I think Jessica is more stable.
Jessica Simpson has more dignity than her and I think Jessica is more stable.
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11:38PM on 03/26/2009

Yea she has hidden potential

in her pants,hopefully she still finds time to use it before she gets old and gross at the Hollywood age of 30.
in her pants,hopefully she still finds time to use it before she gets old and gross at the Hollywood age of 30.
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11:08PM on 03/26/2009

omg lolzrz lindz.

omg lolzrz lindz.
omg lolzrz lindz.
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9:06PM on 03/26/2009

kub2001

HAHA, "beaver flicks"
HAHA, "beaver flicks"
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8:47PM on 03/26/2009

Hot Ass

By Lindsay... Dont let the door hit you in that HOT ASS on the way out.
By Lindsay... Dont let the door hit you in that HOT ASS on the way out.
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8:13PM on 03/26/2009
she had hidden potential yet never used it
she had hidden potential yet never used it
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7:58PM on 03/26/2009
i thought she was a lesbo or bi now....i'm sure whatever she was/is it was another attempt to get attention.
i thought she was a lesbo or bi now....i'm sure whatever she was/is it was another attempt to get attention.
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7:34PM on 03/26/2009
What a waste man, she's such a beautiful girl.
What a waste man, she's such a beautiful girl.
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7:30PM on 03/26/2009

bye bye!!

she was an "actress" more famous for the crap she did offscreen than any role she ever played. she's a media whore. like Paris Hilton, she's now famous for doing pretty much nothing.

and besides, she's a thespian, isnt she?
she was an "actress" more famous for the crap she did offscreen than any role she ever played. she's a media whore. like Paris Hilton, she's now famous for doing pretty much nothing.

and besides, she's a thespian, isnt she?
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6:52PM on 03/26/2009

Nice!!!!

Well now that she is in the straight to video market maybe now she can do nothing but beaver flicks for the next 10 years or so. She's got the body and the appeal.It's time that the Lohan stop being selfish and make some money from showing that hot body.It worked for Shannon Tweed and Tanya Roberts.
Well now that she is in the straight to video market maybe now she can do nothing but beaver flicks for the next 10 years or so. She's got the body and the appeal.It's time that the Lohan stop being selfish and make some money from showing that hot body.It worked for Shannon Tweed and Tanya Roberts.
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6:50PM on 03/26/2009
She is actually a very capable actress, and I don't see hollywood giving up a rack like that.
She is actually a very capable actress, and I don't see hollywood giving up a rack like that.
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6:14PM on 03/26/2009
I actually think Lindsay is a good actress, and I'm sure she isn't going away for good. If she ever grows out of her immature hollywood girl phase, she will do well.
I actually think Lindsay is a good actress, and I'm sure she isn't going away for good. If she ever grows out of her immature hollywood girl phase, she will do well.
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6:13PM on 03/26/2009
It's clear this chick's career is currently in the toilet, and she only has herself, as well as "I Know Who Killed Me", to blame for it.
It's clear this chick's career is currently in the toilet, and she only has herself, as well as "I Know Who Killed Me", to blame for it.
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