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04.14.2009
I can't see how Lindsay Lohan got things so wrong. She's a red head with freckles, enormous tits and lesbian tendencies. She was born with more advantages in life than a Rockefeller for Godsakes. Anyway, here she is somewhat admirably making fun of herself for FunnyOrDie:

Extra Tidbit: You'd still hit it though. You know you would.
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4:38PM on 04/15/2009

I gotta admit

I like the fact that she can make fun of herself. Now go eat a few Whoppers girl and get some meat on your bones. Get back to looked like 4 years ago.
I like the fact that she can make fun of herself. Now go eat a few Whoppers girl and get some meat on your bones. Get back to looked like 4 years ago.
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1:41PM on 04/15/2009
Yeah it was pretty cool, but she's still a [link]
Yeah it was pretty cool, but she's still a [link]
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10:52AM on 04/15/2009

nice

to see her sense of humor is still intact. get off the drungs and alcohl lindsey, and get back to lookin good...srsly tho, she looks like she weighs 90 pounds...thats inrelevent but w/e
to see her sense of humor is still intact. get off the drungs and alcohl lindsey, and get back to lookin good...srsly tho, she looks like she weighs 90 pounds...thats inrelevent but w/e
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9:33AM on 04/15/2009
Wow. I'm a little amazed, that earned her back a few points of respect with me. It also kind of seems to undercut some of her more recent press claims. Now if she can just stop trying to create all that drama in her life and attempt a comeback.
Wow. I'm a little amazed, that earned her back a few points of respect with me. It also kind of seems to undercut some of her more recent press claims. Now if she can just stop trying to create all that drama in her life and attempt a comeback.
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8:30AM on 04/15/2009
I really dig that she did this. It's very cool of her to have a sense of humor after all the shit she's been through (mostly deserving of course). I was surpised. This is pretty cool.
I really dig that she did this. It's very cool of her to have a sense of humor after all the shit she's been through (mostly deserving of course). I was surpised. This is pretty cool.
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8:18AM on 04/15/2009
good for her. i have a few friends who eclipse, by far, lohan w/ their crazy drunken shit. but they are not famous, so you do not know their indiscretions. i, on the other hand, could write a book.
good for her. i have a few friends who eclipse, by far, lohan w/ their crazy drunken shit. but they are not famous, so you do not know their indiscretions. i, on the other hand, could write a book.
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4:11AM on 04/15/2009
That's pretty funny, and she looks great. I really hope she gets back on the straight and narrow, because when she's off the drugs and alcohol there's a decent actress there
That's pretty funny, and she looks great. I really hope she gets back on the straight and narrow, because when she's off the drugs and alcohol there's a decent actress there
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8:52PM on 04/14/2009

still hot

this was pretty funny and yes Lindsay Lohan is still hot, and her boobs are still huge.
this was pretty funny and yes Lindsay Lohan is still hot, and her boobs are still huge.
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6:48PM on 04/14/2009

I'd give her a chance

as long as she keeps healthy, red headed, and away from the driver's seat.
as long as she keeps healthy, red headed, and away from the driver's seat.
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6:41PM on 04/14/2009

yah id hit it.

At first I thought it was great that she can make fun of herself.

Then i realized its much WORSE that she admits to smoking, drinking, partying, etc, and probably wont do a fucking thing about it.
At first I thought it was great that she can make fun of herself.

Then i realized its much WORSE that she admits to smoking, drinking, partying, etc, and probably wont do a fucking thing about it.
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6:40PM on 04/14/2009
Gotta give her credit, that took some balls. Based on this she's climbing my favorite hottie list again.
Gotta give her credit, that took some balls. Based on this she's climbing my favorite hottie list again.
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6:33PM on 04/14/2009
Lame
Lame
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6:32PM on 04/14/2009
yes.... yes i would
yes.... yes i would
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6:02PM on 04/14/2009
All those Marlboros and all that vomit have done wonders for her voice.
All those Marlboros and all that vomit have done wonders for her voice.
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5:20PM on 04/14/2009
Unfortunately for her that wasn't very funny. Actually kind of sad.
Unfortunately for her that wasn't very funny. Actually kind of sad.
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4:03PM on 04/14/2009

I'll be ur Mate...

Lindsay i'll be ur bf,take me....plz plz plz plz plz...:)
Lindsay i'll be ur bf,take me....plz plz plz plz plz...:)
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3:51PM on 04/14/2009

that's great

but you only get to do that once.

Call up K-Fed, I'm sure he'd like to join the fight against the Ring of Power as one the Riders of Lohan.

What else ya got?
but you only get to do that once.

Call up K-Fed, I'm sure he'd like to join the fight against the Ring of Power as one the Riders of Lohan.

What else ya got?
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3:16PM on 04/14/2009
it wasn't really funny but she's trying. I think she knows her career is in shambles, she's actually a good actress or decent for comedy films.
it wasn't really funny but she's trying. I think she knows her career is in shambles, she's actually a good actress or decent for comedy films.
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3:03PM on 04/14/2009
this is the first time ive thought this in awhile, but shes still hot. and the fact that she can make fun of herself? awesome
this is the first time ive thought this in awhile, but shes still hot. and the fact that she can make fun of herself? awesome
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2:55PM on 04/14/2009
nice
nice
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2:38PM on 04/14/2009
LOWWERRRRRRRRRED EXPECTATIONSSSSSS
LOWWERRRRRRRRRED EXPECTATIONSSSSSS
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1:58PM on 04/14/2009

Meh

It didn't make me laugh out loud. It was humorous I suppose, but what's not humorous is how she's destroyed her career and her life in some ways by acting like a complete idiot. It's sad because she could have been a great one. I liked her in Mean Girls.

I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole (heck...I've had hotter) but I won't hate on her either because at least she's trying.
It didn't make me laugh out loud. It was humorous I suppose, but what's not humorous is how she's destroyed her career and her life in some ways by acting like a complete idiot. It's sad because she could have been a great one. I liked her in Mean Girls.

I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole (heck...I've had hotter) but I won't hate on her either because at least she's trying.
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1:48PM on 04/14/2009

uhuh

Oh yeah, I'd hit it, then I'd hit it in the face. She brings that out in me. I'm sure she likes a good smacking
Oh yeah, I'd hit it, then I'd hit it in the face. She brings that out in me. I'm sure she likes a good smacking
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