Reynolds get buried

I get that Ryan Reynolds is banging ScarJo, and I get the fact that he’s currently starring in the number one film in the country, THE PROPOSAL. But when I saw him on the cover of the latest EW, I thought to myself; “Why is this guy so huge?”

He’s bland, he seems talentless, and he’s starring in BURIED, a film that finally may showcase what this guy’s all about. The thriller will feature Reynolds as a contractor who’s kidnapped in Iraq and wakes up buried in a coffin in the desert with just a cell phone, a candle and a knife. Random dude Rodrigo Cortes will direct the film, that in my opinion will let all us pimple-faced, horse-hung jerk-offs know if Ryan Reynolds is the real thing or not. I say not.