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May. 21, 2009by:

My uncle and I were talking about Kevin James last night. I told him there is no way that I would ever watch a Kevin James vehicle. He offered me $400,000 to watch PAUL BLART. I told him no. He offered me a night with his friend (Elisha Cuthbert), and I again said no. He cooked me a chili chicken quesadilla with extra guacamole right there on the spot and offered it to me. I paused for a minute, and said no. Exasperated and tired, we made out, and went to bed.

Now I awake to news that Rosario Dawson has been cast in Kevin James' upcoming THE ZOOKEEPER, about zoo animals trying to teach the keeper their dating methods to help him win back the woman of his dreams. This suddenly has become a must-see event of epic proportions, especially if Rosario goes topless.
Extra Tidbit: Didn't I see this back when it was called HITCH?
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11:04PM on 05/21/2009

@ elessar83

Sin City and Seven Pounds star Rosario Dawson has been cast in the upcoming Kevin James (Paul Blart, Chuck and Larry) comedy The Zookeeper. The film follows James in the title role as he tries to gain the attention and interest of the girl of his dreams. To aid him in his quest the zoo animals begin to talk and help out the zookeeper. It is uncertain at this time what role Dawson will be playing but more then likely she will be the girl of interest.

Extra Tidbit: Director Frank Coraci also
Sin City and Seven Pounds star Rosario Dawson has been cast in the upcoming Kevin James (Paul Blart, Chuck and Larry) comedy The Zookeeper. The film follows James in the title role as he tries to gain the attention and interest of the girl of his dreams. To aid him in his quest the zoo animals begin to talk and help out the zookeeper. It is uncertain at this time what role Dawson will be playing but more then likely she will be the girl of interest.

Extra Tidbit: Director Frank Coraci also directed Click, which starred James' pal Adam Sandler.

simple and straight to the point. i didn't have to read about some weird incest affair. *shudders
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10:23PM on 05/21/2009

Were you expecting Tom Wolfe?

Not to knock any of te writer's abilities, but if you're looking journalism school styles movie news, read a fucking Variety or Back Stage West, or something. I will agree about Thoo's obsession about Mary Elizabeth Winstead, since I've read three of his articles in a row that drops her name, but for the most part I thoroughly enjoy reading the articles here.

I've always said that if you don't do what the person you're criticizing does, shut your fucking mouth or man up and do it better.
Not to knock any of te writer's abilities, but if you're looking journalism school styles movie news, read a fucking Variety or Back Stage West, or something. I will agree about Thoo's obsession about Mary Elizabeth Winstead, since I've read three of his articles in a row that drops her name, but for the most part I thoroughly enjoy reading the articles here.

I've always said that if you don't do what the person you're criticizing does, shut your fucking mouth or man up and do it better.
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4:32PM on 05/21/2009
I like Kevin James



I love Rosario Dawson. So when the DVD comes out, I'll see it. Unless someone drags me along or I end up babysitting while its out.
I like Kevin James



I love Rosario Dawson. So when the DVD comes out, I'll see it. Unless someone drags me along or I end up babysitting while its out.
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4:24PM on 05/21/2009

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i thought racism too when i read it then changed my post... 1st it sounded like he was comparing will smith to zoo animals... then i remembered kevin james was in it and changed my post.

but that doesnt make you any less of a jackass (not for your racism commentary, but because you like kevin james)
i thought racism too when i read it then changed my post... 1st it sounded like he was comparing will smith to zoo animals... then i remembered kevin james was in it and changed my post.

but that doesnt make you any less of a jackass (not for your racism commentary, but because you like kevin james)
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4:16PM on 05/21/2009

Racism????

How anyone can get "Racism" from that tidbit is beyond me. Crutch using morons, thats all there is to it.

On topic however: Kevin James has paid his dues and deserves his success. Speaking words of wisdom... Let it be.
How anyone can get "Racism" from that tidbit is beyond me. Crutch using morons, thats all there is to it.

On topic however: Kevin James has paid his dues and deserves his success. Speaking words of wisdom... Let it be.
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1:44PM on 05/21/2009

First of all.

I liked Mall Cop, and secondly, this picture of Rosario makes me feel all tingly in the lower region. More please, more!!
I liked Mall Cop, and secondly, this picture of Rosario makes me feel all tingly in the lower region. More please, more!!
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12:35PM on 05/21/2009
Enjoyed the article, did not enjoy the news. Oh, well. We all gotta pay the bills.
Enjoyed the article, did not enjoy the news. Oh, well. We all gotta pay the bills.
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11:45AM on 05/21/2009

ban me if you must, but...

I'm going to jump on the bandwagon here and co-sign with the other cats that think Barna does shit work.
Dude is a hoooooorible writer.
This motherfucker's shit gets weaker by the day.
I first noticed this a little while back when he rode Jay Baruchel's dick throughout like a 300 word story.
Got a tip for you homeboy...the funny homoerotic asides about your personal life should go after the new information.
I'm going to jump on the bandwagon here and co-sign with the other cats that think Barna does shit work.
Dude is a hoooooorible writer.
This motherfucker's shit gets weaker by the day.
I first noticed this a little while back when he rode Jay Baruchel's dick throughout like a 300 word story.
Got a tip for you homeboy...the funny homoerotic asides about your personal life should go after the new information.
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10:44AM on 05/21/2009
In this case the "ounce" was the actual movie news, which should be more than that. Any blurb by Mike Sampson or Dave Davis will be both funny and read like movie news.

And you should notice that I wasn't questioning Barna's use of humor, but the repetition of his schtick. I would similarly challenge Thoo to not include Mary Elizabeth Winstead in a post, or Omar to write two stories in a row without using the word "titular."

And on topic, no the extra tidbit was not racist. It's drawing
In this case the "ounce" was the actual movie news, which should be more than that. Any blurb by Mike Sampson or Dave Davis will be both funny and read like movie news.

And you should notice that I wasn't questioning Barna's use of humor, but the repetition of his schtick. I would similarly challenge Thoo to not include Mary Elizabeth Winstead in a post, or Omar to write two stories in a row without using the word "titular."

And on topic, no the extra tidbit was not racist. It's drawing attention to the fact that both movies have similar plots and star Kevin James.
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10:31AM on 05/21/2009

*sigh*

notnats2005 & Higgs

Really?
Really?
Are you two fucking retarded?
Are you two vaginas really that dry and crusty that you can't be bother with an ounce of sarcasm or tom-foolery.
notnats2005 & Higgs

Really?
Really?
Are you two fucking retarded?
Are you two vaginas really that dry and crusty that you can't be bother with an ounce of sarcasm or tom-foolery.
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9:34AM on 05/21/2009

Derp de derp

Kevin James is turning into the next Rob Schneider...

I wonder if after the wacky hijinx of The Zookeeper if he will be in The Stapler 2...
Kevin James is turning into the next Rob Schneider...

I wonder if after the wacky hijinx of The Zookeeper if he will be in The Stapler 2...
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9:27AM on 05/21/2009
Thank God this site has other writers, If it was just Barna... Joblo would suck ass! sheesh
Thank God this site has other writers, If it was just Barna... Joblo would suck ass! sheesh
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8:28AM on 05/21/2009

Tidbit...?

Was that a racist remark? If so, not cool. And if not, you should watch what you write because it comes across as a racist.
Was that a racist remark? If so, not cool. And if not, you should watch what you write because it comes across as a racist.
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7:56AM on 05/21/2009
I thought the uncle kissing was funny....

probably funnier than the Zookeeper is going to be.
I thought the uncle kissing was funny....

probably funnier than the Zookeeper is going to be.
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4:56AM on 05/21/2009

Shuuuut uupp...

I'll be honest, as much as I enjoy JoBlo, I can never be bothered to login and post stuff. As much as its not an interesting one I do have a life to get back to. However, that in mind...

Are you guys below me kidding? Barna was clearly just trying to pad out a frankly less than intersting article with some amusing writing. I actually found it funny to be honest. So before you start chasing the writers on this site with pitchforks and fire because they don't "write the way you like"; why not
I'll be honest, as much as I enjoy JoBlo, I can never be bothered to login and post stuff. As much as its not an interesting one I do have a life to get back to. However, that in mind...

Are you guys below me kidding? Barna was clearly just trying to pad out a frankly less than intersting article with some amusing writing. I actually found it funny to be honest. So before you start chasing the writers on this site with pitchforks and fire because they don't "write the way you like"; why not keep your negative opinions about the writers to yourself and maybe stick to your opinions on the subject matter.

For instance:

Oh Rosario!? Did you join the ranks of Nicolas Cage and start picking your scripts from a hat?
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3:29AM on 05/21/2009
I'd rather not be banned, so I won't complain too much, but I will generally agree with notnats that the quality of articles has gone down here lately.

And Barna, you are constantly referring to members of your family in the articles you write, and letting us know that they are either wealthy or in the industry. I don't know if you're serious but is this really the place for that?
I'd rather not be banned, so I won't complain too much, but I will generally agree with notnats that the quality of articles has gone down here lately.

And Barna, you are constantly referring to members of your family in the articles you write, and letting us know that they are either wealthy or in the industry. I don't know if you're serious but is this really the place for that?
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3:16AM on 05/21/2009

good god

what a horribly written article. at first i was thought it was written by Thoo so i tried to brush it aside when i noticed that it was Barna's work.
the other day Joblo you called out posters for critizing about the choice of articles (in reference to the eminem articles) those i dont mind because like you said they were still about movies.
this though? really? i want to read movie news not about someone making out with their uncle or whatever was written. It's stuff like that that makes me
what a horribly written article. at first i was thought it was written by Thoo so i tried to brush it aside when i noticed that it was Barna's work.
the other day Joblo you called out posters for critizing about the choice of articles (in reference to the eminem articles) those i dont mind because like you said they were still about movies.
this though? really? i want to read movie news not about someone making out with their uncle or whatever was written. It's stuff like that that makes me want to come here less and less.
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