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Rosario keeps zoo

05.21.2009

My uncle and I were talking about Kevin James last night. I told him there is no way that I would ever watch a Kevin James vehicle. He offered me $400,000 to watch PAUL BLART. I told him no. He offered me a night with his friend (Elisha Cuthbert), and I again said no. He cooked me a chili chicken quesadilla with extra guacamole right there on the spot and offered it to me. I paused for a minute, and said no. Exasperated and tired, we made out, and went to bed.

Now I awake to news that Rosario Dawson has been cast in Kevin James' upcoming THE ZOOKEEPER, about zoo animals trying to teach the keeper their dating methods to help him win back the woman of his dreams. This suddenly has become a must-see event of epic proportions, especially if Rosario goes topless.
Extra Tidbit: Didn't I see this back when it was called HITCH?
Source: Variety

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