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S. Darko updates

05.30.2008

Everyone's favorite sequel has gotten a couple of casting additions today, and they're every bit as high profile as you'd expect. Elizabeth Berkley (SHOWGIRLS) and Briana Evigan (STEP UP 2 THE STREETS) have joined the sequel to cult-classic DONNIE DARKO, which sees Donnie's younger sister (Daveigh Chase) become plagued by bizarre visions.

And it makes sense. If I was an actor in Hollywood with any kind of credibility, I'd avoid this movie like I'd avoid a stumbling crack whore soliciting outside a Klan meeting. Speculation has been rife as to whether Jake Gyllenhaal would make a reappearance in the sequel, except that it hasn't, since this film still ranks as one of the most unnecessary things of all time.
Extra Tidbit: Each time someone talks about this movie, a new demon spawns somewhere in the bowels of Hell. Or that's what I expect.

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3:14AM on 06/01/2008

I'd Rather

I'd rather see a Show Girls sequel
I'd rather see a Show Girls sequel
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7:21PM on 05/31/2008
it doesnt matter im voting dukakis!!!
it doesnt matter im voting dukakis!!!
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9:09AM on 05/31/2008

Ummmm

Why does everyone keep making reference to Southland Tales being shit when Richard Kelly has no involvement in this film?
Why does everyone keep making reference to Southland Tales being shit when Richard Kelly has no involvement in this film?
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1:17AM on 05/31/2008

WHY???

Southland Tales was underated. This will be a disaster and probably will bestraight to dvd. American Psycho 2 never hurt the original and neither will this. You just pretend it doesn't exist.
Southland Tales was underated. This will be a disaster and probably will bestraight to dvd. American Psycho 2 never hurt the original and neither will this. You just pretend it doesn't exist.
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6:47PM on 05/30/2008

Benj

i'm sorry to say that you are the ONLY one excited for this. i don't even think elizabeth berkely is...although she could use the money.
i'm sorry to say that you are the ONLY one excited for this. i don't even think elizabeth berkely is...although she could use the money.
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5:14PM on 05/30/2008
I didn't like the first Darko so I am not a fan of a sequel.
I didn't like the first Darko so I am not a fan of a sequel.
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2:27PM on 05/30/2008

Poor Verhoeven

Showgirls and Hollow Man ruined his career in America. Such a shame, considering this is the guy who brought Robocop, Total Recall, Basic Instinct, and Starship Troopers.

As for a Donnie Darko sequel... words cannot describe how pointless this is. And there's not a doubt in my mind that this will never see theatrical release. Are you kidding?

As for Southland Tales. I saw it twice in the theater, I own it on DVD. It's brilliantly insane. I love it.
Showgirls and Hollow Man ruined his career in America. Such a shame, considering this is the guy who brought Robocop, Total Recall, Basic Instinct, and Starship Troopers.

As for a Donnie Darko sequel... words cannot describe how pointless this is. And there's not a doubt in my mind that this will never see theatrical release. Are you kidding?

As for Southland Tales. I saw it twice in the theater, I own it on DVD. It's brilliantly insane. I love it.
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1:53PM on 05/30/2008

More box office death

Between Showgirls and Woddy Allen's Jade Scorpion, Miss Berkley has a horrid track record in feature films.

Plus without Richard Kelly this film will be DOA.
Between Showgirls and Woddy Allen's Jade Scorpion, Miss Berkley has a horrid track record in feature films.

Plus without Richard Kelly this film will be DOA.
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1:30PM on 05/30/2008
I, for one, am excited.
I, for one, am excited.
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11:53AM on 05/30/2008

I wonder How much Hate-Mail...

... the makers of this film have recieved so far. I imagine it'll take awhile to sort through. But yes, this film may in fact be a sign of the apocalypse.
... the makers of this film have recieved so far. I imagine it'll take awhile to sort through. But yes, this film may in fact be a sign of the apocalypse.
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11:25AM on 05/30/2008
i really dont see a need to make a sequel to this movie....i loved the first one but it was kinda like "hey this is going to be a singular story no sequels"....but i will wait to see a trailer
i really dont see a need to make a sequel to this movie....i loved the first one but it was kinda like "hey this is going to be a singular story no sequels"....but i will wait to see a trailer
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11:08AM on 05/30/2008

If

Hitler were to come back to life as a producer and go "Hm... I can't kill Jews anymore, maybe I can just ruin movies by making shitty sequels." I am pretty sure this would be the move he would make.


And Southland Tales was hilarious and perfectly over the top. No need to argue it, it's just you probably didn't really get it.
Hitler were to come back to life as a producer and go "Hm... I can't kill Jews anymore, maybe I can just ruin movies by making shitty sequels." I am pretty sure this would be the move he would make.


And Southland Tales was hilarious and perfectly over the top. No need to argue it, it's just you probably didn't really get it.
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10:49AM on 05/30/2008

Uh

well, it'll probably STILL be better than fucking Southland Tales
well, it'll probably STILL be better than fucking Southland Tales
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10:34AM on 05/30/2008
Elizabeth fucking Berkley?????????
Elizabeth fucking Berkley?????????
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10:29AM on 05/30/2008
Why, for the love of God why?
Why, for the love of God why?
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