The Starz bunnies accurately sum up New Moon in 30 seconds

Is it sad that this 30 second sum up of NEW MOON performed by animated bunnies was better than the actual movie?

Human girl has birthday at vampire boyfriend’s house. The vampire with girly hair attacks her. Girls vampire boyfriend is mad. Tells girl he can’t see her again. Girl cries for 5 hours. Werewolf boy heals her heart. Girl ignores vampire and does wreckless things in order to see vampire again. Girl tries to drown herself, not on purpose. Werewolf saves her, she still rejects him. Vampire thinks she’s dead because of werewolf. Vampire tries to kill himself…Okay I’m going to stop.

Check it out yourself. “PAIN!”