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The Starz bunnies accurately sum up New Moon in 30 seconds

05.24.2010
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Is it sad that this 30 second sum up of NEW MOON performed by animated bunnies was better than the actual movie?

Human girl has birthday at vampire boyfriend's house. The vampire with girly hair attacks her. Girls vampire boyfriend is mad. Tells girl he can't see her again. Girl cries for 5 hours. Werewolf boy heals her heart. Girl ignores vampire and does wreckless things in order to see vampire again. Girl tries to drown herself, not on purpose. Werewolf saves her, she still rejects him. Vampire thinks she's dead because of werewolf. Vampire tries to kill himself...Okay I'm going to stop.

Check it out yourself. "PAIN!"

Extra Tidbit: The credits of the video sum up my TWILIGHT movie theater experience.
Source: Starz

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5:29PM on 05/25/2010
that about says it all.
that about says it all.
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2:29PM on 05/25/2010

are there enough spoofs of this garbage?

i think not
i think not
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9:25AM on 05/25/2010
Haha, "It's just blood, no big deal"
Haha, "It's just blood, no big deal"
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8:09PM on 05/24/2010
Well, the "Twilight Saga" is geared towards tweenie & teenie boppers after all.
Well, the "Twilight Saga" is geared towards tweenie & teenie boppers after all.
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8:17PM on 05/24/2010
Movies for teeny and tweenie boppers can be good. These movies are not.
Movies for teeny and tweenie boppers can be good. These movies are not.
11:46PM on 05/24/2010
I like em' - it's neat to see a totally different take on the old Vampire/Werewolf lore.
I like em' - it's neat to see a totally different take on the old Vampire/Werewolf lore.
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6:39PM on 05/24/2010
Hahahaha, that was great. Never saw New Moon, won't ever see it, but the credits bit is hilarious.
Hahahaha, that was great. Never saw New Moon, won't ever see it, but the credits bit is hilarious.
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