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UPDATE: New Moon teaser
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by: Tony Lang Aug. 12, 2009

UPDATE: That 14-second teaser promoting the upcoming trailer is now online. You can take a peek right down there below the article.

 

"I shouldn't have had that 4th prune juice"

Hey all you Edward/Jacob teaming Twihards! Can't wait to see Taylor Lautner rip his shirt off like a Native American Capt Kirk? Here's something to help satisfy your excitement.

Summit Entertainment heard the (mostly feminine) fans' plea for a longer, better, meatier trailer to the TWILIGHT SAGA's second chapter NEW MOON, and will offer them all a chance to scream at either Lautner or Robert Pattinson's hair IF fans agree to pay the admission price for the studio's BANDSLAM opening this Friday. Pay for Vanessa Hudgens, see the latest NEW MOON trailer. No pain, no trailer.

For those who absolutely, positively can not wait 'til the end of the week, Summit in all their generosity will premiere a 14-second glimpse at the trailer on TV nationwide, this Tuesd

ay night August 11th. 14 seconds! Imagine that! I can barely contain myself...

And here it is!

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Extra Tidbit: Just realized the awesome Graham Greene is in that movie. Dude deserves much more work than he's been getting these last few years. He was damn funny in MAVERICK and DIE HARD 3.

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darqjade
9:15AM on 08/12/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I saw this on youtube last week. Apparently it was shown at ComicCon and someone taped it.... At least this version doesn't have all the screaming in the background .. sheesh
I saw this on youtube last week. Apparently it was shown at ComicCon and someone taped it.... At least this version doesn't have all the screaming in the background .. sheesh
 
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Arvindh
9:08AM on 08/12/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I never judge a movie before I've seen it first hand so I gave Twilight a shot...on DVD, not cinema. And guess what? It sucked ass! It wasn't even sorta good or halfway decent. It was just plain bad. Sissy vampires with weird diamond skin?! Give me a break. I'm only commenting here to vent out my hate for this franchise. Only good thing? She's cute, the chick.



Otherwise this...
I never judge a movie before I've seen it first hand so I gave Twilight a shot...on DVD, not cinema. And guess what? It sucked ass! It wasn't even sorta good or halfway decent. It was just plain bad. Sissy vampires with weird diamond skin?! Give me a break. I'm only commenting here to vent out my hate for this franchise. Only good thing? She's cute, the chick.



Otherwise this whole thing sucks like crazy!
 
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SuperMarcey
4:34AM on 08/12/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
EPIC FAIL
Who the fuck can get excited for 14 seconds of this turd of a franchise???
Who the fuck can get excited for 14 seconds of this turd of a franchise???
 
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Fancyclaps
2:32AM on 08/12/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
i was confused
i thought this was going to be a new teaser for the movie Moon which already came out...buy yeah New Moon looks like shit....except for wolf mans abs!
i thought this was going to be a new teaser for the movie Moon which already came out...buy yeah New Moon looks like shit....except for wolf mans abs!
 
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xphoenixx
12:41AM on 08/12/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
im with mut.
im with mut.
 
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JohnLocke2342
12:37AM on 08/12/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I'd rather chop off my dick then sit through a Twilight movie
I'd rather chop off my dick then sit through a Twilight movie
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Tweek
3:28AM on 08/12/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
The first was hilarious.
The first was hilarious.
 
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Mut
4:07PM on 08/11/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Even if this was the last film on the face of the Earth, I still wouldn't give a shit.
Even if this was the last film on the face of the Earth, I still wouldn't give a shit.
 
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Mr. Moose
2:45PM on 08/11/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I wish unending torture on EVERYONE who had a hand in making this franchise while all of its fans watch in horror.
I wish unending torture on EVERYONE who had a hand in making this franchise while all of its fans watch in horror.
 
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kryptoniangirl
11:17AM on 08/11/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I'm skipping all of the trailers but I'm really excited to see the movie. And I agree, Tony Lang. Graham Greene was awesome in Maverick, but c'mon that pic of Pattinson. You couldn't find a better pic? That boy is fine, you should throw a girl a bone;)
I'm skipping all of the trailers but I'm really excited to see the movie. And I agree, Tony Lang. Graham Greene was awesome in Maverick, but c'mon that pic of Pattinson. You couldn't find a better pic? That boy is fine, you should throw a girl a bone;)
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Tony Lang
4:14PM on 08/11/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Mea Culpa, dear. Next time I write about him or the movie, I'll put up a hunkish pic and dedicate it to you, promised. I might be tempted to crack wise on him though...:)
Mea Culpa, dear. Next time I write about him or the movie, I'll put up a hunkish pic and dedicate it to you, promised. I might be tempted to crack wise on him though...:)
 
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Shaggy89
11:15AM on 08/11/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
that taylor dude beat Chris Pine for fresh new actor or whatever on the teen choice awards. I heard that one award and turned it off immediately.
that taylor dude beat Chris Pine for fresh new actor or whatever on the teen choice awards. I heard that one award and turned it off immediately.
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miguel_montes
3:59AM on 08/12/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Who? That long-haired kid? The werewolf? How can he win an award for a movie that hasn't premiered yet?? Is it even finished?
Who? That long-haired kid? The werewolf? How can he win an award for a movie that hasn't premiered yet?? Is it even finished?
 
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redfiretruck
10:18AM on 08/11/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
ryan seacrets already revealed the 14 seconds on his twitter, and OMG it was fantastic! i might have to see bandslam just for this...
ryan seacrets already revealed the 14 seconds on his twitter, and OMG it was fantastic! i might have to see bandslam just for this...
 
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HoyleHaw
10:07AM on 08/11/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Graham Greene?!?
Okay...still don't wanna see it, but where has he been lately? Love that guy!
Okay...still don't wanna see it, but where has he been lately? Love that guy!
 
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HessenRoots
5:23AM on 08/11/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
what?
A teaser trailer promoting a trailer? This is what our attention spans have come to?
A teaser trailer promoting a trailer? This is what our attention spans have come to?
 
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Lil Sco Rizzle
3:20AM on 08/11/2009 Add as a friend | MFC profile
ya know, i was up for a part in the third movie (i didnt get it obviously) and i still hate this "franchise". Why cant a good vampire movie like 30 Days of Night get sequel? Why do we have to have this shit as our blockbuster vampire franchise?
ya know, i was up for a part in the third movie (i didnt get it obviously) and i still hate this "franchise". Why cant a good vampire movie like 30 Days of Night get sequel? Why do we have to have this shit as our blockbuster vampire franchise?
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