Charles has discontent

By Daniel Barna

Posted 17 years ago

Once when I was young, I walked into my grandparents` bedroom while they were sexuallly satisfying one another with their respective genetalia. Instead of recoil in horror, I sat there and laughed as they experimented with thousands of positions, toys, and weapons. The whole thing was frankly, the funniest thing I have ever seen.

I rejoice then, at the news that Larry Charles–the magician behind some of “Seinfeld” and “Curb Your Enthusiasm’s” best episodes, as well as the director of BORAT and RELIGULOUS–is set to helm WINTER’S DISCONTENT, a film about two past-their-prime letharios who move into a retirement home looking to score some geriatric poontang. The studio is fast tracking the script written by one time banker and journalist Paul Fruchbom, clearly realizing that old people f*cking is comedic gold. The two leads have yet to be cast but already I’m thinking Burt Reynolds would be perfect as one and perhaps Larry David as the other.

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Favorite Movies: Seven, American Beauty, Breathless, Edward Scissorhands, La Doce Vita, Forrest Gump, read more Shawshank Redemption, Batman, Requiem For a Dream, Psycho, On The Waterfront, Jules et Jim, Little Children, A Clockwork Orange, The Dark Knight, Taxi Driver, Eyes Wide Shut, Minnie and Moskowitz, Five Easy Pieces, Ed Wood, The Truman Show, There`s Something About Mary, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, A Woman Under The Influence, Annie Hall, Chinatown, Unforgiven, Fargo, Saving Private Ryan, Dog Day Afternoon, Groundhog Day, Dumb and Dumber, T2, The Conversation, Bonnie and Clyde

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