Relive the 80s with this Return to Nuke ‘Em High poster

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Last Updated on August 5, 2021

Those sick ghouls at Troma can always be counted upon to bring us back to the glory (or gory) days of the 80s with their brand of old-school schlock. Case in point: this new poster for RETURN TO NUKE ‘EM HIGH, which will hurl on us next year. Doesn’t it look for all the world like something you’d see in your local video store back in the day? (You kids born in the 90s will probably have no idea what the hell I’m talking about… And that makes me sad.)


Produced in association with STARZ Media, Return to Class of Nuke ‘Em High is a satirical sci-fi comedy concerning idealistic students, overcoming bullying, and love triumphing over prejudice. Welcome to Tromaville High School where, unfortunately, the glee club has mutated into hideous Cretins. Chrissy and Lauren, two innocent lovers/bloggers must fight not only mutants and monsters, but also the evil Tromorganic Foodstuffs Conglomerate. Will they save Tromaville High School and the world?

RETURN TO NUKE ‘EM HIGH was directed by Lloyd Kaufman and stars Asta Paredes, Catherine Corcoran, Zac Amico, Adam P. Murphy and, of course, Kaufman himself. We’ll let you know when this slimeball gets a release date.

Source: Entertainment '84

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