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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Driving the Dead teaser

Zombies vs. Robots? Do you really need to hear more? I sure as hell don’t, but in case you’re unlike me, cop a fix of Keith Alan Morris’ new flick DRIVING THE DEAD. Though details on the movie have been...
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Breaking the Girl deets

Damn, I love it when co-ed beauties meet graphic horror. Too bad SORORITY ROW & JENNIFER’S BODY didn’t seem to live up to their potential. Well, hopefully Jamie Babitt’s new flick BREAKING THE GIRL can get back on the path...
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Avatar TV Spot

As we noted yesterday (perhaps unnecessarily), the marketing push for James Cameron’s AVATAR is in full force. In the last week it seems we’ve caught trailers, posters, pictures, a new website, a behind the scenes featurette, the works. What we...
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Kickass new Road trailer

YES! With Halloween less than 10 hours away, I’d say the folk over at Yahoo have given us all quite a treat, one in the form of a fresh look at John Hillcoat’s THE ROAD. That’s right, a new badass...
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Theron/Hardy have Fury

So it’s been widely speculated that Charlize Theron was in line to play a vital, if not lead role in the 4th MAD MAX film, entitled FURY ROAD. Get this, Theron has indeed been in official talks to play the...
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Keitel Cuts 9 Throats

Damn, how about casting Mr. White himself in your first feature? Well, we can all envy Rodrigo Gudino for achieving such a coup, as Harvey Keitel has signed on along with Mads Mikkelsen (BLEEDER, EXIT) and Roy Dupuis (BLEEDER, THE...
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Hopkins in Thor

I’m not sure which is more surprising, the fact that English master-actor Kenneth Branagh is directing a giant tent-pole picture in THOR, or the fact sir Anthony Hopkins has inked a deal to star in the damn thing! But it’s...
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Locked In trailer

Allow me to shed a tinge of my shallow(er?) side when I say there aren’t many women who get better looking with age. Sarandon instantly comes to mind, Jennifer Beals as well. And judging from in-the-flesh testimony (as I saw...
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Dawn of Dead/big screen

Is there anyone out there not really feeling the lot of theatrical horror films populating movie-houses right now? Anyone out there with an addiction to good old halcyon horror? Well, lucky folks in the Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania area can enjoy a...
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Avatar BTS video

With less than 2 months away from lighting up screens across the globe (Dec. 18), the wily marketing team behind James Cameron’s epic flick AVATAR is putting their skill into overdrive. Yesterday we saw a fresh international trailer, today an...
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