Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

Four new character banners show us the combatants in Real Steel

Posted 15 years ago

One flick I can’t really get excited for is Shawn Levy’s sci-fi robot fighting flick REAL STEEL. Don’t get me wrong, Hugh Jackman is the man and Evangeline Lilly is without a doubt the most beautiful woman I’ve ever laid...

First poster for horror/comedy Vamps is all bite & no bark

Posted 15 years ago

So how are you guys feeling about Amy Heckerling’s horror/comedy VAMPS? Personally I think it’s going to border along comedy a lot more than horror and that’s an epic disappointment to this guy right here. Come on now… A vampire...

Peter Stormare the first name to join Schwarzenegger in The Last Stand

Posted 15 years ago

So what do you guys think about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s return to Hollywood? Hell the man hasn’t been around a movie camera in years (san THE EXPENDABLES of course) and he’s already got a starring gig in Kim Jee-Woon’s THE LAST...

Anthony Hopkins tracking down a serial killer this time in Solace

Posted 15 years ago

I’m so used to seeing the great Anthony Hopkins as a villain that when I read this latest article over at Variety I had to do a double take. Hopkins as the good guy? Come on! Just look at the...

Teaser trailer & stills are here for indie coming of age flick Found.

Posted 15 years ago

Well folks it’s the Labor Day weekend so most people are probably out enjoying themselves and taking a mini-vacation from what is the average work-week. I mean there’s probably parties going on, pools getting jumping in, grills getting fired up...

Lars Von Trier’s Melancholia & Steven Soderbergh’s Contagion headed to Sitges!

Posted 15 years ago

One annual film festival that we’re all big fans of here at AITH is the upcoming Sitges Film Festival, which kicks off on October 6th. So with that being said some news broke today on the official selections for the...

Shark Night 3D’s David R. Ellis adapting Japanese anime thriller Kite next

Posted 15 years ago

Well ladies and gents, SHARK NIGHT 3D is currently chomping away at theaters across the country on this extended Labor Day weekend (read The Arrow’s review!) and it seems it’s director David R. Ellis is already moving on. According to...

God Loves You. Satan Hates You: Brand new cover art is a scream!

Posted 15 years ago

You guys remember us talking about a flick called SATAN HATES YOU? No, you probably don’t considering we haven’t mentioned the thing since June 2009. That’s over two years ago people! What’s the deal yo?! Truth be told I have...

Check out the first TV spot for Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman’s Paranormal Activity 3

Posted 15 years ago

I don’t know about the rest of you but when that trailer hit for PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 back in July I was left a little flabbergasted. Not because of the trailer but because of the fact that there was a...

Entertainment Tonight scores some new footage from Peter Berg’s Battleship

Posted 15 years ago

One upcoming flick I haven’t been really paying much attention to is Peter Berg’s BATTLESHIP, which is of course based on the classic board game. Now the reason I haven’t really given this one much thought is probably for the...

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The Whisper Man Review: Robert De Niro and Adam Scott hunt a serial killer in this thriller

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Robert De Niro, Adam Scott and Michelle Monaghan star in the adaptation of the best-selling novel by Alex North.

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Every RoboCop Movie Ranked

Posted 16 hours ago

RoboCop ranked from worst to best, with all four movies revisited to see which entries still deliver and which ones miss the mark.

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Awesome Art’s Tribute to The Lord Of The Rings

Posted 14 hours ago

Some cliche somewhere said that ‘a picture is worth a thousand words.’ This has proven to be the case for me and especially when it comes to fan art. I have always sought out great fan art and have wanted...