Hitman poster sucks

JoBloJoBlo
Last Updated on July 27, 2021

I’m sorry but it seems like such a simple thing
to do; creating a decent movie poster. No matter how bad a film is, you can
usually score at least a cool looking poster out of the situation. That said I
must admit that I’m incredibly disappointed in the poster (seen above) for the
film adaptation of the video game HITMAN.

With three games worth of ideas and a feature
film, you think that a better poster than the one seen above could be created. I
get that it’s supposed to represent the bar code that Agent 47 sports on the
back of his head, but I just feel a little ripped off by the whole thing.

The poster was found over at

Twitch Film
, where I also found the still’s below. Again not very
exciting, but I would be lying if I said I still wasn’t excited for this thing.
I know a lot of these video game based movies aren’t the greatest, but who
knows; as long as we keep Uwe Boll and Paul W.S. Anderson away from it, it might
end up being pretty cool.

What are some thoughts on the poster? Is anyone
else looking forward to this thing? Spit some bullets below either way! 


Even I can make a better HITMAN poster…and it took me less than a minute!

Source: Twitch Film

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