Unfortunately I couldn’t fit the actual story in the headline because it is a corker. Apparently there’s a chance that the dinosaurs in JURASSIC PARK 4 may be – and I swear this is the rumor – kitted out with weapons by the US government. I’ll give you a moment to return your face from ‘what the f*ck?’ to normal.
Back? Okay, so yes, that’s the rumor. Is there a chance this will be good? Well I enjoyed DINO-RIDERS as much as the next guy so I’ll give the thing a shot, even if the rumor does turn out to be true. Surprisingly, there actually is some ‘good news’ in this story; there was originally word that one of the ideas for this movie might revolve around a group of soldiers that were genetically crossed humans and dinosaurs. And dinosaurs with guns is better than that, right? Plus, William Monahan is co-writing the script and he’s probably one of the best writers in Hollywood right now. In other news, Laura Dern is alleged to have confirmed her involvement and the sequel to CONGO will feature killer apes schooled in the art of the nunchuck.
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