Predictions for 2007?

The L.A. Times asked us to make some overall predictions for 2007 and while I generally hate doing those sorts of things, I was in a goofy mood when I received the email and decided to kickstart the three molecules in my brain and see what I might be able to come up with. The paper's online version posted my "predictions" along with a number of other webheads RIGHT HERE, but you can read mine alone below, and as per usual, please post your OWN PREDICTIONS further below and yeah...feel free to have fun with it!

  • "Fantastic Four 2" will make more money than the original, while Jessica Alba will remain very, very hot.

  • "Hannibal Rising" will tank and end the franchise once and for all (or until they write another book and figure out another way to milk it for more money)

  • At least two major stars will "come out of the closet" and one of them will even do it willingly.

  • "The Hills Have Eyes 2" and "Hostel 2" will prove that the torture/horror genre is running out of gas.

  • "Smokin' Aces" will smoke our asses!!

  • "Ocean's Thirteen" will be better received than "Ocean's Twelve" and make more money as well. Hoo-ha!

  • "The Punisher 2" will be better received than the original "Punisher" if only because it's actually being set in NY, as opposed to Florida??

  • "Shoot 'Em Up" will prove that Clive Owen is an actor with great range and that Monica Bellucci remains super-hot, no matter how many times she plays a prostitute in movies.

  • The release of "Wild Hogs" will confirm that Hollywood is still stuck in a sad creative funk.

Source: The L.A. Times



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