Smith’s Porno casting

So you may have read the news of the casting of Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks in Kevin Smith’s upcoming ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO that we reported on a little while ago and thought to yourself, “Self, how can I get into Elizabeth Banks’ panties? And self, how do I get a cuddle bunny beard like Rogen?“

First of all, it ain’t gonna happen so get it out of your head. The knocking boots with Banks, I mean. The cuddle bunny beard is easy. Just go for it. Secondly, what you should have been asking yourself is how K-dog managed to snag arguably the hottest comedy actor/writer working at the moment and a slamming hottie like Elizabeth Banks.

The short answer is that this is Kevin goddamn Smith we’re talking about and that beautiful tubby bastard has all kinds of mad crazy street cred. The long answer is given by Smith himself over at his official blog “Silent Bob Speaks”. It’s an interesting read. Check it out over HERE. The film will soon start shooting presumably for a late 2008 release.