My Bloody Horror Nights!

JoBloJoBlo
Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Jesus, I might have to get my ass to Hollywood this October, because it seems as though Universal’s HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS is determined to scare the ever-lovin’ f*ck out of every man, woman, and child that comes across it.

In addition to a SAW attraction, which they recently added to their macabre collection, and a maze based on the classic horror/slasher film franchise, “Halloween,” Universal Studios has thrown in a maze based on MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3-D! I can honestly say I wasn’t expecting that news, but there you have it…

From the press release: “My Bloody Valentine: Be Mine 4 Ever,” will recreate the film’s bloody massacres in disturbingly realistic scenes. This “Halloween Horror Nights” experience will assault the guest through the sense of sight, sound, smell and touch. Guests entering the maze will smell the dank, stale air of the film’s mineshaft, will feel the spray of spattering blood and will pass closely through scenes of unrelenting carnage. It will be the most lifelike representation of film horror ever created for a Halloween maze attraction.

Haven’t you always wanted to smell the dank, stale air of a mineshaft while being sprayed with blood? You lucky bastard, get on over to Cali! Don’t forget to bring the kids!

HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS begins its 16-night run on October 2, although the dates aren’t consecutive. Head on over HERE to find out when it’s running.

Source: AITH

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