Review: Machete Kills

Posted 13 years ago

PLOT: Machete (Danny Trejo) is back and this time he’s on a mission for the U.S President (Charlie Sheen…er…Carlos Estevez- embracing his gonzo rep) to kidnap a revolutionary- Mendez The Madman (Demian Bichir) who’s got a missile aimed at Washington...

Sofia Vergara has some vulgar rules for her ladies in this red band Machete Kills clip; plus an Alexa Vega poster

Posted 13 years ago

The best part about writing this article was coming up with a title to describe this MACHETE KILLS clip without offending anyone: Peso Vagina Tuesday? Sophia Vergara talks about undercarriages Sophia Vergara on the feminine parts of her ladies There...

The latest trailer for Machete Kills gives you the 3D experience

Posted 13 years ago

Here’s something new: 3D trailers! While I don’t see it becoming a trend (crosses fingers), it certainly fits a film like MACHETE KILLS. See, this is for me is the type of film that is acceptable for 3D. It only...

Exclusive: Machete Kills TV spot and poster gear you up for explosive mayhem!

Posted 13 years ago

MA-CHET-EEEEE!!! Every time I see a MACHETE KILLS ad or TV spot now all I can hear is Sofia Vergara screaming out his name, which is pretty damn funny. Vergara just looks like she's having a blast hamming it up...

Alexa Vega is bouncy and gun happy in this new clip from Machete Kills

Posted 13 years ago

MACHETE KILLS looks like one heck of a fun throwback to the grindhouse action movies of the 70s and 80s. Moreso than the original MACHETE, the sequel looks to be packing in as much insane gunplay and T&A as humanly...

Machete Kills gets a batch of new stills

Posted 13 years ago

To go along with yesterday's ridiculous red band trailer for Robert Rodriguez's MACHETE KILLS, there's a batch of new stills featuring Machete himself, Danny Trejo, as well as Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas and Michelle Rodriguez. After everything we've seen so...

Guns, knives, and gore aplenty in the new red-band trailer for Machete Kills

Posted 13 years ago

I loved MACHETE. The sheer grindhouse and batshit crazy action movie brought back memories of all of the great action movies from the 70s and 80s. It is the role Danny Trejo was born to play. That being said, bringing...

Plenty of guts, gore, Gibson and Gaga in this latest insane red band trailer for Machete Kills

Posted 13 years ago

The more we see from Robert Rodriguez's MACHETE KILLS, the more we like, and if you thought yesterday's clip featuring Amber Heard and her big guns was insane, you ain't seen nothin' yet! Today we have the latest red-band trailer...

Exclusive: TV spot for Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills puts the shock pads on action!

Posted 13 years ago

Robert Rodgriguez is bringing another entry of his Grindhouse-style franchise MACHETE to the big screen again, this time with a bevy of stars to plus up the B-movie adventure. Danny Trejo returns as the titular character in MACHETE KILLS, along...

It’s an explosion of badass hotties in this first clip from Machete Kills

Posted 13 years ago

I want to say that this new clip from MACHETE KILLS has it all, but really what it has is a whole lot of badass, scantilly clad chicks shooting guns and driving erratically. So, this is kind of like an...

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